Pee-wee's Big Holiday Quotes

Pee-wee Herman: Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
Mrs. Rose: Corduroy pillows? No.
Pee-wee Herman: Ha! I'm surprised. 'Cause they're making headlines! Get it? Headlines!
Mrs. Rose: Oh! [laughs]

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Construction Worker: I'm taking this biscuit with me. I love it.
Pee-wee Herman: Why don't you marry it then?

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Pee-wee Herman: A traffic light! Just like I've seen in National Geographic! [takes a flash picture of it]

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Farmer Brown: [all taking a hand around the table]Would you like to say a few words, Pee-wee?
Pee-wee Herman: Uh, sure. Encyclopedia. Pimple. And uh, hairball.
Farmer Brown: Amen.

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Pee-wee Herman: L.A.T.T.I.H.T.B.G! Look at the time, I have to be going!

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Pee-wee Herman: What can I get you?
Joe Manganiello: Milkshake.
Pee-wee Herman: Flavor?
Joe Manganiello: Let's say chocolate.
Pee-wee Herman: Sure. 3, 2, 1,
Pee-wee Herman
Joe Manganiello: chocolate.

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Pee-wee Herman: Aren't we going to the party.
Joe Manganiello: Pee-wee, we *are* the party.

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Pepper: Never let a wimp do a lady's job!

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[first lines] Pee-wee Herman: [sitting on a log in the dark woods]Wow, I can't believe we're already saying goodbye.
Voice of Yul: It's been great getting to know you, Pee-wee Herman. Earth sure is a great planet. Your art, music, pizza...
Pee-wee Herman: You sure took to the customs fast.
Voice of Yul: Thanks for showing them to me.
Pee-wee Herman: I've loved these last two weeks.
Voice of Yul: I wish I didn't have to go.
Pee-wee Herman: Me, too.
Voice of Yul: Come with me, back to my planet. Meet my family and friends. Live with me.
Pee-wee Herman: I can't. I need to stay here with the people of Earth.
Voice of Yul: I'll always remember you too, Yul.
Pee-wee Herman: I'm gonna miss my new best friend. I'll never forget you, Pee-wee.

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[repeated line] Pee-wee Herman: You seem really busy. Let me let you let me run.

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Pee-wee Herman: I've never each been on an airplane.
Joe Manganiello: No! The only thing you're gonna learn about yourself on a plane is if you like the honey-roasted peanuts better than the plain salted. If you're really hungry, the open road is a smorgasbord of life experience. A few days on the open road is worth a lifetime in Fairville. Way I see it, Pee-wee Herman, you got a choice to make. Stick around here, [starts his motorcycle]
Joe Manganiello: or live a little...

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Pee-wee Herman: [to his bank robber captors]Listen ladies, it's been real and it's been fun. Has it been *real* fun? Nope. Mm mm.

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Ezekiel: The Amish people live a simple life.
Pee-wee Herman: Gesundheit.

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Penny King: [sitting in a hot tub hearing the news report]Pee-wee?
Grizzly Bear Daniels: You know Pee-wee?
Penny King: You know Pee-wee?

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Pee-wee Herman: I did everything you said, Joe. I broke rules. I broke hearts. I lived a little. I wanted to find out who I was. But I found out all right. A stupid little baby crying at the bottom of this crappy well.

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Pee-wee Herman: You know I don't want to go anywhere, or try anything new.

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Pee-wee Herman: I gotta be on my way. How do you get out of here?
Grizzly Bear Daniels: You don't! Not without a seasoned guide. Someone who knows these woods like the back of their weathered hand. Someone who's lived with nature, since they decided to live alone, off the grid as a hermit, and leave the dog-eat-dog world to certified public accounting.

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