The Do-Over Quotes
Charlie: Permission to come aboard, skipper?
Max: Permission granted, little buddy!
Max: Permission granted, little buddy!
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Max: We are looking at 25 to 30 years here.
Charlie: But you said there was 5 to 10.
Max: That was before we shot Dawn's husband.
Charlie: *You* shot Dawn's husband!
Max: I only shot him because you tag-teamed his wife!
Charlie: But you said there was 5 to 10.
Max: That was before we shot Dawn's husband.
Charlie: *You* shot Dawn's husband!
Max: I only shot him because you tag-teamed his wife!
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[first lines] Charlie: [narrating]Reunions are strange. They bring up a lot of feelings about your past. Were you a jock? A pothead? A Drama Club kid? A loser? Did you get the girl? Or did she ever even notice you? Who did you want to be, and who did you actually become?
Max: [suddenly putting an arm on his shoulder]Damn, Charlie. You still hung up on that skank?
Max: [suddenly putting an arm on his shoulder]Damn, Charlie. You still hung up on that skank?
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Charlie: How could you have not researched these guys?
Max: I researched them. Dr. Ron, a very successful doctor, with an impeccable record, who unfortunately got two bullets to the head.
Charlie: You said he died of natural causes!
Max: You naturally die if you get two bullets to the head.
Max: I researched them. Dr. Ron, a very successful doctor, with an impeccable record, who unfortunately got two bullets to the head.
Charlie: You said he died of natural causes!
Max: You naturally die if you get two bullets to the head.
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Becca: [about Heather]Who's this sexy bitch?
Mrs. Kessler: I'm his mother.
Max: Not you ma!
Mrs. Kessler: I'm his mother.
Max: Not you ma!
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Heather: It's been fun, Charlie. [holding a gun on him]
Charlie: No no no, before you kill me, I want to tell you something. After we had sex, you farted in your sleep - like six times.
Heather: Yeah, well, no one but you will ever know that, because there's no way you're faking your way out of this, Charlie.
Charlie: No no no, before you kill me, I want to tell you something. After we had sex, you farted in your sleep - like six times.
Heather: Yeah, well, no one but you will ever know that, because there's no way you're faking your way out of this, Charlie.
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Max: [watching grind dancers]Man, these two assholes deserve each other.
Charlie: They actually got divorced. They're still really good friends, though.
Max: I see that.
Charlie: They had twins together, but... she got remarried.
Max: Wow. Imagine if her husband was here right now, watching that alcoholic hose-bag fuckin' dry-humpin' her ex?
Charlie: He *is* here, actually. [holds up his ring finger]
Max: Oh, hey, congratulations!
Charlie: They actually got divorced. They're still really good friends, though.
Max: I see that.
Charlie: They had twins together, but... she got remarried.
Max: Wow. Imagine if her husband was here right now, watching that alcoholic hose-bag fuckin' dry-humpin' her ex?
Charlie: He *is* here, actually. [holds up his ring finger]
Max: Oh, hey, congratulations!
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Charlie: [exploring they're new hide-away]There's like five houses in this house. Another pool!
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Max: [to driver of car along side]Hey dude, I'm lost. Can you tell me where the side of the road is? [side-swipes him]
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Charlie: [narrating]You know, a good friend of mine once told, you have to have a rubber in your wallet and an umbrella in your trunk, cause you never know when you're gonna fuck in the rain. He also suggested carrying around zombie makeup for those times when you want to strike terror into the hearts of people who screwed you over.
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[last lines] Max: You ready for this?
Charlie: Fuck yes. You only live twice, right?
Charlie: Fuck yes. You only live twice, right?
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