Oz Quotes
O'Reily: A little birdie told me a secret about you and I just came to see if it was true. You got a cell phone?
Nikolai: No.
O'Reily: Oh. Then I guess that's what I get for listening to little birdies. Because if you did have a cell phone, you'd let me borrow it. You'd share, right?
Nikolai: Share? No. Rent, maybe, if I had one, which I don't.
O'Reily: I know. You told me, and I believe you. Because that's just the kind of friendship we have, right?
Nikolai: Right.
O'Reily: So sorry to bother you.
Nikolai: Not a problem.
O'Reily: Bye, Nikolai.
Nikolai: No.
O'Reily: Oh. Then I guess that's what I get for listening to little birdies. Because if you did have a cell phone, you'd let me borrow it. You'd share, right?
Nikolai: Share? No. Rent, maybe, if I had one, which I don't.
O'Reily: I know. You told me, and I believe you. Because that's just the kind of friendship we have, right?
Nikolai: Right.
O'Reily: So sorry to bother you.
Nikolai: Not a problem.
O'Reily: Bye, Nikolai.
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Morales: You could be an undercover cocksucker. But undercover cocksuckers aren't allowed to use drugs. (lays a line of cocaine)
Pancamo: Enjoy.
Pancamo: Enjoy.
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El Cid: You know, I want Alvarez dead. I don't know why. It's like this itch that I can't scratch.
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Schillinger: I got a job for you to do, for the Brotherhood.
Hank: How much?
Schillinger: How much what?
Hank: How much cash?
Schillinger: $2,000.
Hank: I'm all yours, daddy.
Hank: How much?
Schillinger: How much what?
Hank: How much cash?
Schillinger: $2,000.
Hank: I'm all yours, daddy.
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Shirley: (the morning of her execution) Woke up with a crick in my neck. Must've slept wrong.
Moses: Maybe stress.
Shirley: In any case, the hangin'll take care of the crick.
Moses: Maybe stress.
Shirley: In any case, the hangin'll take care of the crick.
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Zanghi: Chucky, are you afraid of dying?
Pancamo: No.
Officer Howell: (knocking on cell door) What the fuck you doing with a cigarette, Pancamo?
Pancamo: Smoking it.
Officer Howell: Put it out, now! Or I'm coming in there.
Pancamo: Now, her I'm afraid of.
Pancamo: No.
Officer Howell: (knocking on cell door) What the fuck you doing with a cigarette, Pancamo?
Pancamo: Smoking it.
Officer Howell: Put it out, now! Or I'm coming in there.
Pancamo: Now, her I'm afraid of.
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Sister Pete: The man's dying, Leo. I think in this case, ending his life would be a blessing.
Warden Glynn: But that's euthanasia. I thought your church was against euthanasia.
Sister Pete: My church is against a lot of things I'm not.
Warden Glynn: But that's euthanasia. I thought your church was against euthanasia.
Sister Pete: My church is against a lot of things I'm not.
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Adebisi: I have everything. Everything I need. Every love satisfied. But it's not enough.
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Adebisi: I know you have come here to destroy me.
Said: No, Simon. I want to help you change.
Adebisi: That is what would destroy me. I am what I am just as you are and I do what I do, just as you must.
Said: Does this mean you're going to kill me?
Adebisi: Kill You? I wanna kiss you, because I admire you more than I desire you.
Said: No, Simon. I want to help you change.
Adebisi: That is what would destroy me. I am what I am just as you are and I do what I do, just as you must.
Said: Does this mean you're going to kill me?
Adebisi: Kill You? I wanna kiss you, because I admire you more than I desire you.
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Omar White: I don't like you.
Guerra: Oh, you don't like me?
Omar White: Yeah, I don't know if it's your hair, the way you look, the way you smell. It's just something about you rubs me the wrong way!
Guerra: Oh yeah? Fuck you, nigger.
Guerra: Oh, you don't like me?
Omar White: Yeah, I don't know if it's your hair, the way you look, the way you smell. It's just something about you rubs me the wrong way!
Guerra: Oh yeah? Fuck you, nigger.
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Omar White: Hey, Busmalis! I know your secret.
Busmalis: I have a secret?
Omar White: A little secret about dirt, ya dig?
Busmalis: I have a secret?
Omar White: A little secret about dirt, ya dig?
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Murphy: If you're so afraid of the work, LoPresti, go back to selling used cars.
McManus: You see?
LoPresti: Don't be an asshole.
McManus: You see?
LoPresti: Don't be an asshole.
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Wick: (on the medical testing) Other than the lice, I feel great. Thinking maybe I'm one of the five that got the placebo. (Slumps over and dies)
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Keller: I'm telling you Supreme Allah knows we whacked Shemin and Browne and we pinned the murders on him.
O'Reily: How could he? I didn't tell him, you didn't tell him.
Keller: Hey, maybe he figured it out. Both of them were guys Beecher fucked.
O'Reily: So maybe he thinks that you did it, but not me.
Keller: What, are you looking to hang me out to dry, there, O'Reily?
O'Reily: No. Look, maybe I can go see Allah, figure out what he really knows. You can trust me, K-boy.
Keller: I got no other choice.
O'Reily: How could he? I didn't tell him, you didn't tell him.
Keller: Hey, maybe he figured it out. Both of them were guys Beecher fucked.
O'Reily: So maybe he thinks that you did it, but not me.
Keller: What, are you looking to hang me out to dry, there, O'Reily?
O'Reily: No. Look, maybe I can go see Allah, figure out what he really knows. You can trust me, K-boy.
Keller: I got no other choice.
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Keller: I'll see you.
Beecher: When?
Keller: Back here. Or in heaven.
Beecher: You really think we're gonna get into heaven?
Keller: Ah, you and me together. God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.
Beecher: When?
Keller: Back here. Or in heaven.
Beecher: You really think we're gonna get into heaven?
Keller: Ah, you and me together. God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.
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Sister Pete: You said you wanted God to choose you but you thought it was too late? It's never too late. God finally did choose you, Chris. And He chose wisely.
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