Naruto - Shippuden Quotes
Tsunade: Minato Namikaze... The resemblance is undeniable...
Jiraiya: Minato had talent you only see once a decade at best. He was a genius... No one like him has been born in a while. He was such a nice kid, yet his guts and desire to succeed are the fiercest I've ever seen. And in the blink of an eye, he was our fourth Hokage. I never had kids, so I don't know what it's like... But if he were my son, I'd have bragged about him all the time.
Tsunade: Haha... Hearing you say that makes me think of how different they are, too. If I had to choose, I'd say he's much more similar to his mother.
Jiraiya: .....A female ninja of the former whirlpool country...
Tsunade: Yeah... His personality and ninjutsu style are exactly like Uzumaki Kushina's.
Jiraiya: That was her name! I remember that red hair, the constant jabbering and her tomboyish demeanor. She was just like one of the boys!
Tsunade: Kushina became so beautiful as she grew up... but Naruto does look a lot like his father.
Jiraiya: That's why I say I see him in Naruto. I have to admit I've come to think of him as my own grandson...
Jiraiya: Minato had talent you only see once a decade at best. He was a genius... No one like him has been born in a while. He was such a nice kid, yet his guts and desire to succeed are the fiercest I've ever seen. And in the blink of an eye, he was our fourth Hokage. I never had kids, so I don't know what it's like... But if he were my son, I'd have bragged about him all the time.
Tsunade: Haha... Hearing you say that makes me think of how different they are, too. If I had to choose, I'd say he's much more similar to his mother.
Jiraiya: .....A female ninja of the former whirlpool country...
Tsunade: Yeah... His personality and ninjutsu style are exactly like Uzumaki Kushina's.
Jiraiya: That was her name! I remember that red hair, the constant jabbering and her tomboyish demeanor. She was just like one of the boys!
Tsunade: Kushina became so beautiful as she grew up... but Naruto does look a lot like his father.
Jiraiya: That's why I say I see him in Naruto. I have to admit I've come to think of him as my own grandson...
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Minato: I thought it was great! Each chapter really seems like a page out of your own life, Sensei. It almost reads like an autobiography.
Jiraiya: Yeah, but... It didn't sell at all. Maybe I should try and sex up the sequel a little... That's my real forte, after all.
Minato: The way the protagonist refused to give up, even at the end... that was really cool. He's just like you, Sensei.
Jiraiya: Heheh... You think so?
Minato: Actually, I was thinking...
Jiraiya: Hm?
Minato: We want to raise our child to be a shinobi like the one in your book! That's why we've decided to name him after the main character in your book. What do you think?
Jiraiya: A-Are you sure about this? It's just a random name I came with while I was eating some ramen-
Kushina: (enters the room) Naruto... It's a beautiful name. (she rubs her pregnant stomach gently)
Jiraiya: Kushina... Hahaha... Hoo boy... If I name him, that makes me his Godfather, right? Are you sure you want that on your heads?
Minato: Absolutely! You're a man of true skill... An example we should all follow. I can't think of a finer shinobi than you.
Jiraiya: Yeah, but... It didn't sell at all. Maybe I should try and sex up the sequel a little... That's my real forte, after all.
Minato: The way the protagonist refused to give up, even at the end... that was really cool. He's just like you, Sensei.
Jiraiya: Heheh... You think so?
Minato: Actually, I was thinking...
Jiraiya: Hm?
Minato: We want to raise our child to be a shinobi like the one in your book! That's why we've decided to name him after the main character in your book. What do you think?
Jiraiya: A-Are you sure about this? It's just a random name I came with while I was eating some ramen-
Kushina: (enters the room) Naruto... It's a beautiful name. (she rubs her pregnant stomach gently)
Jiraiya: Kushina... Hahaha... Hoo boy... If I name him, that makes me his Godfather, right? Are you sure you want that on your heads?
Minato: Absolutely! You're a man of true skill... An example we should all follow. I can't think of a finer shinobi than you.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Sasuke: Just who is Madara?
Itachi: A man whose eyes tamed the Nine-Tails and controlled it like a pet [Itachi activates his Mangekyou Sharingan]... My accomplice, and my teacher [Itachi proceeds to move towards Sasuke]... The only person in history to learn the Sharingan's final secret... An invincible immortal. That is who Madara Uchiha is.
Itachi: A man whose eyes tamed the Nine-Tails and controlled it like a pet [Itachi activates his Mangekyou Sharingan]... My accomplice, and my teacher [Itachi proceeds to move towards Sasuke]... The only person in history to learn the Sharingan's final secret... An invincible immortal. That is who Madara Uchiha is.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Zetsu(white side): Sasuke won. Itachi Uchihais dead [everyone has shocked looks on their faces].
Tobi: Whoa, didn't see that coming... NOT. Just as I predicted.
Sakura: S-Sasuke... killed Itachi?
Zetsu(white side): Sasuke collapsed like, a second later, though... What do you say? He's probably fading fast.
Naruto: YO ALOE VERA! WHERE THE HELL IS SASUKE!?
Zetsu(white side): "Aloe vera"...?
Zetsu(black side): Just ignore him.
Tobi: Whoa, didn't see that coming... NOT. Just as I predicted.
Sakura: S-Sasuke... killed Itachi?
Zetsu(white side): Sasuke collapsed like, a second later, though... What do you say? He's probably fading fast.
Naruto: YO ALOE VERA! WHERE THE HELL IS SASUKE!?
Zetsu(white side): "Aloe vera"...?
Zetsu(black side): Just ignore him.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Tobi: [with Sharingan active] I'll play with you children some other time.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Madara: I know everything there is to know about Itachi. Of course, he died without realizing just how much...
Sasuke: [gripping the sheets tightly] Enough! I don't care anymore! Just go away and never come near me again!!
Madara: I think you should-- no, you HAVE to question me. It's your mission... Your duty! [Sasuke continues to lean forward, sick with shock] ...You need to know about him... This man who risked everything to protect the shinobi world... The Leaf Village... And most of all, his little brother... You need to know about Itachi Uchiha's life.
Sasuke: [gripping the sheets tightly] Enough! I don't care anymore! Just go away and never come near me again!!
Madara: I think you should-- no, you HAVE to question me. It's your mission... Your duty! [Sasuke continues to lean forward, sick with shock] ...You need to know about him... This man who risked everything to protect the shinobi world... The Leaf Village... And most of all, his little brother... You need to know about Itachi Uchiha's life.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Iruka: Naruto... I heard about Master Jiraiya.
Naruto: [wiping his tears] ...I wanted him to keep watching me... I wanted him to be there when I became Hokage. To have him see me do more than just screw up... Heh...
Iruka: Master Jiraiya had nothing but praise for you. He'd brag constantly about you, how you were practically his grandson. How you were a man who'd inherited his spirit. He never doubted for a minute that you'd grow up to be a wonderful Hokage... Master Jiraiya will always be watching over you. In fact, I'm sure he's looking down on you now, wherever he is. But if you just sit around sulking, he won't be able to brag about you. Don't stop being the person who earned all that praise. Be yourself... And cheer up! You're Master Jiraiya's prize pupil- the man who he acknowledged as being the best.
Naruto: [clearly reassured] ...Thanks... Iruka-sensei.
Naruto: [wiping his tears] ...I wanted him to keep watching me... I wanted him to be there when I became Hokage. To have him see me do more than just screw up... Heh...
Iruka: Master Jiraiya had nothing but praise for you. He'd brag constantly about you, how you were practically his grandson. How you were a man who'd inherited his spirit. He never doubted for a minute that you'd grow up to be a wonderful Hokage... Master Jiraiya will always be watching over you. In fact, I'm sure he's looking down on you now, wherever he is. But if you just sit around sulking, he won't be able to brag about you. Don't stop being the person who earned all that praise. Be yourself... And cheer up! You're Master Jiraiya's prize pupil- the man who he acknowledged as being the best.
Naruto: [clearly reassured] ...Thanks... Iruka-sensei.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Jiraiya: I'm always thinking I want to do something about this hatred, but I'm not sure how to go about it yet. But I believe... that eventually the day will come when all people will understand one another and live in harmony!
Naruto: Wow, that's kinda deep.
Jiraiya: Well then, if I can't find the solution, I shall pass the quest on to you!
Naruto: Yessir! Can't refuse your orders, pervy sage!
Jiraiya: Nwa ha ha!
Naruto: What's so funny?
Jiraiya: I feel redeemed by your smiling face.
Naruto: Heh heh.
Jiraiya: I'm glad I made you my apprentice.
Naruto: R-really?
Jiraiya: But I haven't given up yet, you know! I plan to change the world with my books!
Naruto: With those books that don't sell?
Jiraiya: Fool! They'll be best sellers before you know it! And when that day comes, I won't autograph your copies even if you beg me to!
Naruto: No thanks! Don't want your autograph anyway! [thinking in the present] 'Cause you gave me something much more valuable.
Naruto: Wow, that's kinda deep.
Jiraiya: Well then, if I can't find the solution, I shall pass the quest on to you!
Naruto: Yessir! Can't refuse your orders, pervy sage!
Jiraiya: Nwa ha ha!
Naruto: What's so funny?
Jiraiya: I feel redeemed by your smiling face.
Naruto: Heh heh.
Jiraiya: I'm glad I made you my apprentice.
Naruto: R-really?
Jiraiya: But I haven't given up yet, you know! I plan to change the world with my books!
Naruto: With those books that don't sell?
Jiraiya: Fool! They'll be best sellers before you know it! And when that day comes, I won't autograph your copies even if you beg me to!
Naruto: No thanks! Don't want your autograph anyway! [thinking in the present] 'Cause you gave me something much more valuable.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Pain: I've wanted to talk with you.
Tsunade: [remembers Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan as children] You're... That kid...
Pain: Looks like you remember me.
ANBU agent: Do you know him?
Tsunade: A little...
ANBU agent: Who is he?
Tsunade: ...
Pain: The god who will restore order.
Tsunade: [remembers Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan as children] You're... That kid...
Pain: Looks like you remember me.
ANBU agent: Do you know him?
Tsunade: A little...
ANBU agent: Who is he?
Tsunade: ...
Pain: The god who will restore order.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Naruto: : There's something I need to find out...I want to talk to Pein.
Inoichi: What the hell are you talking about? I'm grateful you defeated Pein, but talking won't solve anything now!
Naruto: So what, then? Should I just destroy Pein and his cronies and his whole village, and that'll solve everything?
Inoichi: What use will talking be? He's the enemy of Konoha! We can't just forgive him!
Naruto: I can't just forgive him for what he did to my master and the village and everyone!
Inoichi: So what, then?
Shikaku: Inoichi. Let's just let Naruto go alone. He's the one who stopped Pein. I'm sure he has a plan. Just let him go.
Naruto: Thanks, Shikaku-san! (He runs off)
Inoichi: What the hell are you talking about? I'm grateful you defeated Pein, but talking won't solve anything now!
Naruto: So what, then? Should I just destroy Pein and his cronies and his whole village, and that'll solve everything?
Inoichi: What use will talking be? He's the enemy of Konoha! We can't just forgive him!
Naruto: I can't just forgive him for what he did to my master and the village and everyone!
Inoichi: So what, then?
Shikaku: Inoichi. Let's just let Naruto go alone. He's the one who stopped Pein. I'm sure he has a plan. Just let him go.
Naruto: Thanks, Shikaku-san! (He runs off)
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Sakura: I said I love you, Naruto! I'm saying there's nothing between me and Sasuke anymore! I don't know what I was thinking, liking a person like that. I'm confessing my feelings here, so listen up!
Naruto: But how? Why? If you tell a joke in a situation like this, it ain't funny, Sakura-chan!
'Kakashi: Just what happened?
Sakura: Nothing, really. I just realised that there's no sense in continuing to like someone who's a fugitive and a criminal. I can't stay a kid forever. I want to face reality. So, Naruto, no need to keep that promise. Won't you stop chasing Sasuke?
Yamato: What the hell are you...
Sakura: (in Kiba's flashback) I'll do all the talking, so don't say anything to Naruto. You've got to keep this promise, everyone.
Naruto: Did something happen, Sakura-chan? Why me, of all people, all of a sudden?
Sakura: Nothing happened! If you want to know why I started liking you, I'll say it clearly. Sasuke-kun just keeps getting further away from me, but Naruto, you've always stayed by my side. You've encouraged me. I finally realised who you really are, Naruto. The hero who protected the village, beloved by everyone in the village...I'm just one of them. That mischievous little dummy I knew is becoming this great important man, and I've been watching from right next to him, but all Sasuke's done is commit crimes and break my heart. More and more, he's becoming a different person than he was, so distant, but Naruto...you're right here where I can touch you like this. You make me feel safe. Right now, from the bottom of my heart, I...
Naruto: Give me a break, Sakura-chan! I told you, that joke's not funny!
Sakura: Have you flipped? I just switched from Sasuke to you. They say a woman's heart is as fickle as the autumn sky, don't they?
Naruto: I hate people who lie to themselves!
Naruto: But how? Why? If you tell a joke in a situation like this, it ain't funny, Sakura-chan!
'Kakashi: Just what happened?
Sakura: Nothing, really. I just realised that there's no sense in continuing to like someone who's a fugitive and a criminal. I can't stay a kid forever. I want to face reality. So, Naruto, no need to keep that promise. Won't you stop chasing Sasuke?
Yamato: What the hell are you...
Sakura: (in Kiba's flashback) I'll do all the talking, so don't say anything to Naruto. You've got to keep this promise, everyone.
Naruto: Did something happen, Sakura-chan? Why me, of all people, all of a sudden?
Sakura: Nothing happened! If you want to know why I started liking you, I'll say it clearly. Sasuke-kun just keeps getting further away from me, but Naruto, you've always stayed by my side. You've encouraged me. I finally realised who you really are, Naruto. The hero who protected the village, beloved by everyone in the village...I'm just one of them. That mischievous little dummy I knew is becoming this great important man, and I've been watching from right next to him, but all Sasuke's done is commit crimes and break my heart. More and more, he's becoming a different person than he was, so distant, but Naruto...you're right here where I can touch you like this. You make me feel safe. Right now, from the bottom of my heart, I...
Naruto: Give me a break, Sakura-chan! I told you, that joke's not funny!
Sakura: Have you flipped? I just switched from Sasuke to you. They say a woman's heart is as fickle as the autumn sky, don't they?
Naruto: I hate people who lie to themselves!
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Tsuchikage: My hips are troubling me. The rest of you may do as you like.
Akatsuchi: Good idea.
Akatsuchi: Good idea.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Dan Kato: You sure got big, Choza.
Choza: I'm about to get a hell of a lot bigger.
Choza: I'm about to get a hell of a lot bigger.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Zabuza: I should have been sent to hell after your group finished me on that bridge. Next thing I know, I'm standing next to Haku. And I thought something was off... I guess this really isn't hell... or heaven.
Kakashi: No, this is the real world. And none of you belong here anymore.
Kakashi: No, this is the real world. And none of you belong here anymore.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden
Shikamaru: We already heard your last words once. Don't say them again, it'll be a real downer.
Asuma: Then let me add to them with something I couldn't say back then: I've got nothing more to say to you three. Your Ino-Shika-Cho formation was perfect.
Asuma: Then let me add to them with something I couldn't say back then: I've got nothing more to say to you three. Your Ino-Shika-Cho formation was perfect.
TV Show: Naruto - Shippuden