Mr. Nanny Quotes

Burt Wilson: [on the phone, while his stuff is being repossessed] I can't believe I'm talking to the same Sean Armstrong that I traveled all over this great country with. A man of strength and courage, who defeated every vile, vulgar opponent he ever faced. And now, this fearless giant is cowering because of two little innocent children!

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Sean Armstrong: [drives up near the kids' school] This is my old school, you mean to tell me you guys go to public school?
Alex Mason, Jr.: Ooooooohhh he can read. Our dad did think it was a great place... but when he finds out you used to go here... [Sean drives up to the school]
Alex Mason, Jr.: Hey what're you doing? It's hard enough fitting in without everyone knowing we have a Rolls Royce.
Sean Armstrong: What're you talking about?
Kate Mason: Alex has no friends.
Sean Armstrong: Like I'm so surprised.

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Sean Armstrong: [after getting drenched in the bathroom] Kids. They're just...
Alex Mason, Jr.: [from downstairs] Sean, dinner! Here, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy! SOOEY!
Sean Armstrong: kids.

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Sean Armstrong: Must've hit him pretty hard, he landed head first in the swimming pool of the hotel next door.
Alex Mason, Jr.: Must've made a killer splash!
Sean Armstrong: Na, the pool was empty, it would've killed him, but his hair cushioned the fall.
Burt Wilson: Of course they couldn't scrape up all of his brain goo but he got a nice metal plate in the slammer.

Movie: Mr. Nanny