Wide-Eyed and Legless Quotes

[Deric is sitting with Diana in hospital]
Diana Longden: Go and have a smoke.
Deric Longden: I don't want one.
Diana Longden: You're not missing much.
Deric Longden: [kisses Diana] Oh, I don't know.
Diana Longden: Well go and have a beer then.
Deric Longden: I don't want a beer either.
Diana Longden: Well screw one of the nurses.
Deric Longden: Oh, all right (!)
Diana Longden: Only the one, mind - you've a train to catch.

TV Show: Wide-Eyed and Legless