Mighty Max Quotes

Bea: Max, you and your stupid cap!
Max: Hey, I don't make it work!

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Max: Hey Virg, how come you can't fly?
Virgil: I learned to read instead.

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Max: Oh well. What would you expect from a fowl?
Man in Chicken Suit: Hey! I'm a chicken, actually!

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Max: Why are we still running?
Norman: Good exercise.

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Virgil: Max, my boy. You are earth's only hope!
Max: You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on man. What about the air force, or the U.N.? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves.
Virgil: I'm afraid the aliens' ships are invisible to radar and your military is no match for their superior firepower.
Max: Oh, and I am?

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[Zygote faces his T-Rex against Max's devolved pet iguana, Thor]
Professor Zygote: My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur!
Max: Oh, now we're REALLY mature.

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