Hercules Returns Quotes
Barmaid: I know this might be an in opportune moment, but what about the bill?
Ursys: OOOOOOh, bill? [getting angry]
Ursys: You mean you want me to pay for all this?
Barmaid: [Apologetically] Forget i said anything, forget it!
Ursys: I thought you were doing this because you liked me!
Ursys: OOOOOOh, bill? [getting angry]
Ursys: You mean you want me to pay for all this?
Barmaid: [Apologetically] Forget i said anything, forget it!
Ursys: I thought you were doing this because you liked me!
Movie: Hercules Returns
Labia: [to Hercules] Well I suppose I better introduce you to me mum.
Murial: [On seeing Labia & Hercules approach] Darling, you haven't been hanging around the gymnasium again have you?
Labia: Mum, who do you think is the dumbest man in the world?
Murial: Why Hercules of course!
Labia: Well say hello!
Murial: [On seeing Labia & Hercules approach] Darling, you haven't been hanging around the gymnasium again have you?
Labia: Mum, who do you think is the dumbest man in the world?
Murial: Why Hercules of course!
Labia: Well say hello!
Movie: Hercules Returns
Labia: [Looks at Testiculi after having made love with him] Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Testiculi: [Considers] Well... I didn't expect the earth to move... but I at least expected you to.
Labia: [Gushes] Your so romantic... [Sucking, kissing noises as they snog]
Testiculi: [Considers] Well... I didn't expect the earth to move... but I at least expected you to.
Labia: [Gushes] Your so romantic... [Sucking, kissing noises as they snog]
Movie: Hercules Returns
Samson: What would I want with a beautiful young thing when I've got you, eh?
Movie: Hercules Returns