Magical Project S Quotes

(The class learns that the earth is heading towards the sun)
Love Me Eimi: No way! I'd rather die than die in this outfit!
Mihoshi: Miss Date, your Japanese is terrible. You'd better start reading some books.
Sammy: Teacher, I don't really think this is the issue here.

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Mihoshi: AAAAH!! THE CAT TALKED!!
Sammy: What'll we do, Oryo?
Kenji: At this rate, everyone's gonna be done in!
Oryo: First of all, I'll...
All: Shut up, Teacher!
Mihoshi: B-But the cat was talking!
Love Me Eimi: That's not what's important here!
Hiroto: That's right! Who cares about a talking cat when the Earth is headed for the sun?!
Mihoshi: Okay.

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Ryo-Ohki: What? So you mean, even though Oryo went...
Rumiya: Yeah. As long as that thing's around, people in Juraihelm are helpless. Romio has conquered Jurailhelm. Sammy, you're the only one who can confront Romio!
Mihoshi: (screams) The cat and the bird...
All: Shut up, Teacher!
Mihoshi: Okay.

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Oryo: Mistress Tsunami! Hang in there, Mistress Tsunami! Darn! Romio did this to you!
Romio: Yup, you got it!
(Romio appears and Oryo gets surprised)
Oryo: Romio! What've you done to Tsunami and the others?!
Romio: Well, I captured their magical powers.
Oryo: Captured?!
Romio: Yes, thanks to everyone, I fired the magical cannons.
Oryo: Why, you... Return the Earth and everyone here back to normal, now!
Romio: (laughs) No way.
Oryo: I'll teach you! (the NT System absorbs her powers) W-What? My powers...
Romio: You weak, delicate, weird maiden. You have no magic. You're a short-necked giraffe.
Oryo: What's that supposed to mean?
Romio: Not a thing.

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Honoka: Here, Sammy! I always make one for Sasami's field trips. Go ahead!
Sammy: Thank you! I love your lunch boxes!

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Misao: Be careful, Sammy.
Sammy: No problem! I'll whiz here! Boom! Fix the problem! And zoom! Whiz home! Okay? See ya.

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Misao: Listen, Birdie. I have a favor to ask. You changed me into Pixy Misa, right?
Rumiya: I'm sorry. But I won't do it again!
Misao: No! Please, you gotta lend me the magical cane once more! Up until now, Sasami has always rescued me. So... This time I want to rescue Sasami.
Rumiya: But you might turn into Misa who doesn't embrace your feelings.
Misao: I'll be fine. I won't try to hide my weakness or jealousy anymore. I know I'm full of contradictions. But all things considered, I love myself and Misa. So I think I'll be fine. Please, Rumiya.
(Rumiya materializes the Pixy Misa baton)
Rumiya: Ready, Misao? The transformation incantation is...
Misao: I know. Because I am Misa.
Rumiya: Okay.

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Pixy Misa: What's with that dejected expression, Rumiya?
Rumiya: Just wondering whether it was a good idea for you to transform!
Pixy Misa: Oh, there's positively nothing to worry about! Leave absolutely everything to me!
Rumiya: Yeah, sure. But how are you gonna get there? Even you can't make it into outer space!
Pixy Misa: Nothing to fret about! (in English) It's show time!

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Rumiya: (after seeing the broadcast of the Endeavor) You're not...
(Pixy Misa grabs Rumiya by the neck)
Pixy Misa: (in English) Go to America!

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Hiroto: A-Amano is Pixy Misa?!
Kenji: Boy, what a shocker that is!
Konoha: What on earth is with that girl? Running wild in that outfit and normally acting as a shy bimbo!
Kenji: She might have been forced to by someone. Just like Eimi.
Love Me Eimi: No! Don't call me that! Please!
(Hiroto runs screaming)

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Operator: Report your status, Endeavor. Over.
Pixy Misa: All systems A-Okay! Green lights all the way! Things are super-duper! Over!
Operator: Who is this?!
Operator 2: We're in trouble!
Operator: What's wrong?!
Operator 2: The Endeavor staff were locked into a warehouse!
Operator: What?! Endeavor! Endeavor! Who's up there, Endeavor?!
Pixy Misa: Why of course, the fighter for justice, Magical Girl Pixy MI-OW!
(Pixy Misa bangs her head when standing)
Operator: Pixy Meow?! What's that?! Pixy Meow?!
Pixy Misa: I'm coming to help you! Just hang on and wait for me, Pretty Sammy!!

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Sammy: Ryo-Ohki, what does that...
(Sammy finds Ryo-Ohki in his true form and screams)
Ryo-Ohki: WH-WHAT?!
Sammy: Who... Who the heck are you?
Ryo-Ohki: What are you talking about? It's me, Ryo-Ohki!
Sammy: Ryo-Ohki?
Ryo-Ohki: Oh, yeah! You've never seen me like this before. This is what I really look like.
Sammy: No way.
Ryo-Ohki: It's true, I tell you!
Sammy: Then who did I used to kiss good night?
Ryo-Ohki: Me.
Sammy: Then who scoffed my cake and ate it behind my back?
Ryo-Ohki: Might have been me.
Sammy: And who came in the bathtub with me?
Ryo-Ohki: Uh, was that me?
Sammy: Gee Whiz! (whacks Ryo-Ohki)
Ryo-Ohki: That's mean, Sammy!
Sammy: But I didn't know that you weren't really a cat!
Ryo-Ohki: I had to, or else your family wouldn't have taken me in!
Sammy: Yeah, that might be, but still...
Ryo-Ohki: If a boy suddenly lives here, the neighbors would be shocked.

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Pixy Misa: (singing) I am a pretty magical girl! I'm the magical girl who's gonna save Sammy! And they call me... and they call me... Pixy Misa!
Rumiya: Uh, Misa, could you be a little more serious here?
Pixy Misa: Don't worry, Rumiya! Now that I'm here, the problems will be perfectly solved!
(Rumiya falls in shock)

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Rumiya: We're under attack!
Pixy Misa: Okay! Hard to starboard! (beams attack the ship) Huh? In that case, hard to port! (turns right but the beams attacks) Oh, boy. I think we're in for it.
Rumiya: You were too relaxed! That's why we're in this mess!

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Ryo-Ohki: There's a stairway over here. Let's go.
Sammy: Sure, Ryo.
Ryo-Ohki: "Ryo"? What gives? You always call me "Ryo-Ohki".
Sammy: Uh, it's nothing! (laughs sarcastically) It just didn't feel right, that's all.
Ryo-Ohki: Snap to it, Sammy! There could be enemies nearby. (Sammy slaps him) Hey, what are you hitting me for?!
Sammy: Because! Just because!
Ryo-Ohki: I don't get it...

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Ryo-Ohki: Mistress Tsunami! Are you okay?
(Ryo-Ohki turns over Tsunami to find a scary face. He and Sammy scream in fear)
Tsunami: Did I scare you?
Ryo-Ohki and Sammy: Quit fooling around at a time like this!

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Pixy Misa: Oh my! If it isn't the dangerous teacher over there!
Washu: Pixy Misa! What're you doing here?!
Pixy Misa: Of course I'm here because I came to save Sammy! That's why!

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Ginji: Are you okay?
(Ginji pulls Pixy Misa from the ground)
Pixy Misa: Thank you, Sasami's daddy-o! Speaking of which, where is Sammy?
Ginji: Anyway, we got separated from her on the way here.
Pixy Misa: Oh, my. That's a bad situation.
Washu: This is good timing. Here, give this to Sammy, okay?
Pixy Misa: What? What is this thing?
Washu: My NT System!

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Sasami: What?!
Pixy Misa: Sorry to keep you, Sasami!
(Romio gets shocked. Oryo smiles)
Tsunami: (confusion) Oh?

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Rumiya: Very nice.
Pixy Misa: Long time, hey, Sasami?
Ryo-Ohki: Pixy Misa!
Sasami: Which means Misao... How come?!
Pixy Misa: To help out a friend in trouble, why else?
Sasami: Misao! No, Misa. Thank you. (Pixy Misa holds Sasami's hands) Anyway, who's that guy?
Pixy Misa: Oh, that's Rumiya! We're just friends.
Rumiya: Couldn't you rephrase that to something a little kinder?
(Pixy Misa pushes Rumiya)
Pixy Misa: Forget that little sissy bug. Here's a present for you, Sammy!
Sasami: What's this?
Pixy Misa: (in English) Message start!
Washu: Listen up, Sammy! That's the NT System. I, genius that I am, researched and researched Sammy's magic, input the data, and developed this magic absorption system.
Sasami: Absorption? But there is no magic here anymore.
Washu: You're gonna attract it here! Forget it, just stick my NT System attachment on your baton!
Sasami: Y-Yes!
(Sasami puts the NT System into her baton)
Washu: The magic words are "Magical Sign!"

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Ryo-Ohki: It's happening again! The magic's being absorbed!
Rumiya: No problem!
Pixy Misa: Sammy, press the NT switch on your attachment.
Sammy: Huh? Okay.
(A force field appears to Sammy, Pixy Misa, Ryo-Ohki and Rumiya)
Ryo-Ohki: What the heck?!
Pixy Misa: Professor Washu made it to protect against the NT system. It's an M field.
Rumiya: It's an anti-NT System barrier!
Sammy: Unreal!
(Tsunami and Oryo's powers get absorbed)
Pixy Misa: Sorry! I feel so bad!
Oryo: Forget it, just hurry to the Autumn Hall, where Romio is!
Sammy: Right! Ryo-Ohki, can you move?
Ryo-Ohki: Sure, I can.
Sammy: And you, Misa?
Pixy Misa: Of course! I'm okay! Follow me, Rumiya, or I'll beat you up!
Rumiya: Gee, she could at least be a little more gentle with me... Hey! Wait for me!

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Pixy Misa: You idiot! How could you fall for such a big joke?!
Romio: Very impressive, Magical Girl Pixy Misa. You saw through my little white lie.
Sammy: That's mean! You tricked me!
Ryo-Ohki and Rumiya: That's your fault.

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Pixy Misa: There's no time to listen to your excuses!
(Pixy Misa gets electrocuted by the force field)
Rumiya: Misa!
Sammy: That's...
Ryo-Ohki: An M Field?

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Pixy Misa: Leave her to me! You go bust that system, Sammy!
Sammy: Thanks, Misa!
Pixy Misa: Impatient girl...

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Rumiya: You won't destroy the Earth!
Romio: What are you opposing for?! You're not even a human!
Rumiya: Because there's a girl I love living on that planet!
(Rumiya blushes)
Pixy Misa: Oh, Rumiya... how bold. Hey?! Hey?! Hey?!

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Sammy: Which way, Ryo-Ohki?
Ryo-Ohki: Maybe this way!
Ramia: No, no, no!
(Sammy slips)
Ryo-Ohki: Mistress Ramia!
Ramia: Sammy! Romio's strange switch is up ahead!
Ryo-Ohki: Hang on!
Ramia: Just go! GO AND DESTROY THAT THING!!
Sammy: Thanks, lady!
Ramia: "Thanks", she said. Sammy doesn't have a clue of what's been going on all along. (enraged) Romio! Just see what happens when you make me angry! I'm definitely, definitely gonna make you bawl!

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Pixy Misa: Pixy Lovely Fire!
Romio: Give it up. It won't work.
(Romio launches the attack back to Pixy Misa and Rumiya)
Rumiya: Sammy! Hurry and do your stuff!
Romio: Can she really do that? "Put something away for a rainy day." I've built a device for the NT System. There's no way the magical girl can destroy it.
Pixy Misa: That's not twue! Sammy can be bery dangerous when she wants!
(Pixy Misa faints)

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Sammy: Are you okay, Misa?
Pixy Misa: I may or may not be affected by this.
Rumiya: Thanks, Sammy! Now everyone can use their magic!

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Sammy: But we've made it this far! I won't give up! I'm not giving up! I'll never give up!
Pixy Misa: Course you won't, Sammy!
Sammy and Pixy Misa: Magical girls never give up!

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Sammy: We're definitely gonna stop that thing!
Pixy Misa: We'll show you the powers of a magical girl! Whoah! It's huge!
Sammy: Feels like we're up against something invincible...
Romio: Magical cannon, fire!
Pixy Misa: Here it comes, Sammy!
Sammy: Right!

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