Lois and Clark - The New Adventures of Superman Quotes


Perry: Yeah, well, just remember there's no perfect sunsets. There's a little crack in every cloud, but that's what gives you your silver lining.

TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Victor: If you don't mind my saying so, I think you have great legs. I think I read somewhere that intelligent men are leg-men. Only boobs are interested in, well, you know. Anyway, I think you have very shapely legs. They're like two perfectly-formed carrots.
Lois Lane: [sarcastically] Stop. You're embarrassing me. [later... after kicking the bad guy]
Lois Lane: You're right, Victor, I do have great legs.

TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Federal Agent: [arriving at a crime scene after Superman and Lois, pulling a gun and pointing it at Superman] Don't move!
Superman: New in town?

TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Frank James: Jesse, it happens to every man once in a while.
Jesse James: Not to me.
Frank James: Look, it's not your fault. His was just plain bigger.
Jesse James: Size never made no difference before.
Frank James: You gotta get your mind off this, Jesse, or it could affect your future performance.

TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Mrs. McCarthy: They were pen pals.
Clark: They wrote to each other?
Mrs. McCarthy: Heavens no! They met in the pen.

TV Show: Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman