Lois and Clark - The New Adventures of Superman Quotes


Clark Kent: Well go ahead, I'm waiting.
Lois Lane: For what?
Clark Kent: The morality play, the "you should have trusted me and my infallible reporter's instinct' lecture.
Lois Lane: Clark, you don't need me to remind you of your shortcomings. I would've thought by now they'd be obvious. C'mon, I'm starving and you're buying. And just in case you did miss the moral to the story, thank you, you should trust what's in people's hearts, not just the facts.

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Clark Kent: Why do you suppose someone would kidnap Bender?
Lois Lane: Can't be for money. Who would pay ransom for a lawyer?

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Clark Kent: Why wouldn't the Chief want us to tell Jimmy that he said that?
Lois Lane: It's one of those father/son things.
Clark Kent: Oh, really?
Lois Lane: Sure, it's classic. Men are uncomfortable expressing their emotions directly. It's just like the father/daughter thing, only, when you finally do talk, you use more sports metaphors.
Clark Kent: Ha, that's ridiculous. [Perry sticks his head out of his office]
Perry White: Clark, if Jimmy calls, tell him I know it feels like the bottom of the ninth with two outs and two strikes against him but that the Planet is gonna mount a full-court press, and we won't stop until it's game, set, match, Olsen.

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Clark Kent: You are really high maintenance, you know that?
Lois Lane: But I'm worth it.

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Clark Kent: You were trying to say something and I... I...
Lois Lane: Had a sudden urge to return a tape. It's perfectly understandable. I needed to express a deep personal feeling. You had to save three dollars.
Clark Kent: Lois. You know, I really hope that someday you learn that sometimes what it seems like people are doing isn't really what they're doing.
Lois Lane: What are you, a fortune cookie?

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Clark: Don't threaten me, Doctor. You have no idea what I'm capable of.

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Clark: Lois has a pair of Superman pajamas.
Martha: You saw Lois in her pajamas?
Clark: No! Well, yes, but it was an accident, when her robe came undone.

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Clark: People can have two sides to their personalities. Lois, believe me, I know.

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Superman: Are you all right?
Lois Lane: You seem to ask me that a lot lately.
Superman: People try to kill you a lot.

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Superman: But, when I save a life, in that instant, I know two things that most people will never figure out: Why I'm here, and how I can make a difference.

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Superman: I really do believe that we're all put here on this earth, or whatever planet we're put on, to do better than we think we can. To be kind, helpful, generous, and forgiving.

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Superman: Lois, I want you to know that I think what you did for Clark showed incredible bravery.
Lois Lane: It was nothing.
Superman: Was it?
Lois Lane: I guess not. I guess there isn't anything I wouldn't do for him.

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Superman: Lois, if anyone knows what it's like to be on the outside, I do. Sometimes I feel like I'm out there fighting all alone. Sometimes I feel like giving up. But, then I remember that what I stand for is more important than anything else. Your work is important to the people of Metropolis. You're a brilliant, passionate journalist. Adversity has never stopped you before. Don't let it start now.
Lois Lane: That's funny. Clark said the same thing.
Superman: I'm not surprised. Clark is a very smart guy.

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Superman: You know what's great about you?
Lois Lane: Sure, but you could repeat it again.
Superman: Everything.

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Superman: You know, people who love each other are supposed to be kind to each other.

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Dr. Friskin: Do you have a girlfriend right now?
Superman: Yes. No. It's kind of complicated. I haven't exactly told her everything about me, and I'm afraid that that is, well, it's making her drift toward this other guy.
Dr. Friskin: Does he have superpowers too?

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Martha: So now tell me more about this woman you're going to Lex Luthor's ball with.
Clark: Lois is... well she's complicated. Domineering, uncompromising, pig headed... brilliant.

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Tempus: Oh please, I'll go to jail, I'll strap myself into the electric chair, just don't make me listen to this.

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Mayson Drake: Stop the presses! I've always wanted to say that in a newsroom.
Lois Lane: Nobody ever says that, you know. It's just on television.
Mayson Drake: Well, sure, but it still felt good.

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Edwin Griffin: I'm "colon" you back.

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Jonathan Kent: Lois, Clark is strong. And I'm not talking about how much he can bench press. He's strong where it counts, and when it counts.

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Jason Trask: Does Superman have telepathic powers?
Lois Lane: [blushing] I hope not.

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Jimmy: How could you see that from all the way over there?
Clark: I have a... really strong prescription.

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Jimmy: The name's Olsen, James Olsen.

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Emmet Vale: We'll just put the word out on the street that we need a donor.
Rollie: Emmet, we're scientists, we don't know anybody "on the street".

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Perry: Great shades of Elvis!

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Perry: I invented the word "hot-shot.'

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Perry: Jimmy, I did not become editor of a major newspaper because I can yodel.

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Perry: Real nice kid, millionaire by the time he was your age.
Jimmy: Yeah, well I had the mumps in sixth grade, kind of slowed me down.

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Perry: What in blazes is a Bobby Bigmouth?

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