Radioland Murders Quotes

Roger: You would find it much more easier to kill me than her.
Max Applewhite: You're right, I would find it much more easier to kill you than her.

Movie: Radioland Murders
Wild Writer: What if the wife smashes him over the head, with a frying pan, and then chops him up into hundreds of tiny pieces with her shiny new carving knife?
Father Writer: No, I don't think so.
Son Writer: It's a family show!
Wild Writer: Okay, then what if she does it to the whole family?

Movie: Radioland Murders
Zoltan: [stabbing a knife into a watermelon] The knife in the back. [Grabs a mallet]
Zoltan: The sound of the human head smashing. [Smashes the watermelon and pauses]
Zoltan: Hmmm... something is not quite right.
Morgana: Try honeydew.
Zoltan: Good idea!

Movie: Radioland Murders