Kevin Spencer Quotes

Narrator: Kevin's father was told he was being dishonourably discharged from the Army. Those were some pretty big words for Kevin's father and he was unsure if it was a come on. So he punched the drill Sergeant in the face to avoid looking fruity.

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Percy: You don't mess with the Quebec Mafia. They're all ex-bikers and speak French.

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Percy: Don't forget to ask for codine, boy! Papa likes codine!

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Percy: Look, I want a job as much as the next guy, but what with affirmative action, gay action, immigrant action, and me only havin' my Grade 7, ain't no jobs left for guys like me. Besides, I'm Percy Spencer. The world ****in' owes me!

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