Hercules Quotes
Gaia: Who dares disturb the slumber of Gaia?
Adonis: [Points to a worker] That's him! The one with the pickaxe! The soon-to-be-cursed chap wearing the thing.
Gaia: You arrogant, little mortal! I see through your flimsy lies!
Adonis: Would sturdier lies help? I could shore them up with some half-truths.
Adonis: [Points to a worker] That's him! The one with the pickaxe! The soon-to-be-cursed chap wearing the thing.
Gaia: You arrogant, little mortal! I see through your flimsy lies!
Adonis: Would sturdier lies help? I could shore them up with some half-truths.
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Helen Camden: [noticing a poster for a Hercules stage show] Oh look, you're famous.
Hercules: That is not Hercules! And who is that monster who looks as if he has come straight from the kingdom of the underworld?
Helen Camden: Oh no, this is a motion picture, a play! Really, you mustn't take yourself so seriously.
Hercules: He doesn't even look like me! Look... [takes his sweater off]
Helen Camden: What... what are you doing? [noticing his impressive muscles]
Helen Camden: Oh wow!
Hercules: [flexing] Does he? Hahahah. Does he?
Helen Camden: I... I... I... I really wish you'd put your shirt back on. He isn't supposed to look like anyone other than the actor who plays the part.
Hercules: What is the name of that imitator? Who gave him permission to pretend to be Hercules?
Helen Camden: I think we outta go.
Hercules: Insolent!
Hercules: That is not Hercules! And who is that monster who looks as if he has come straight from the kingdom of the underworld?
Helen Camden: Oh no, this is a motion picture, a play! Really, you mustn't take yourself so seriously.
Hercules: He doesn't even look like me! Look... [takes his sweater off]
Helen Camden: What... what are you doing? [noticing his impressive muscles]
Helen Camden: Oh wow!
Hercules: [flexing] Does he? Hahahah. Does he?
Helen Camden: I... I... I... I really wish you'd put your shirt back on. He isn't supposed to look like anyone other than the actor who plays the part.
Hercules: What is the name of that imitator? Who gave him permission to pretend to be Hercules?
Helen Camden: I think we outta go.
Hercules: Insolent!
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Medusa: Hey Good eye! And you're only a hero in training?
Hercules: Oh oh oh! I'm so stupid! It was so obvious! How could I've been so dumb? You had my ID, you made me show you to school. You even pretended to be my friend.
Medusa: I wasn't pretending Hercules. I am your friend!
Hercules: I showed you everything! Where I train, all my moves. I showed you all my moves!
Medusa: Will you just be quiet for one second! Now why do you think I did all this?
Hercules: You did it so you could turn me to stone!
Hercules: Oh oh oh! I'm so stupid! It was so obvious! How could I've been so dumb? You had my ID, you made me show you to school. You even pretended to be my friend.
Medusa: I wasn't pretending Hercules. I am your friend!
Hercules: I showed you everything! Where I train, all my moves. I showed you all my moves!
Medusa: Will you just be quiet for one second! Now why do you think I did all this?
Hercules: You did it so you could turn me to stone!
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Phil: Kid, listen to me. She's...
Hercules: A dream come true?
Phil: Not exactly.
Hercules: More beautiful than Aphrodite?
Phil: Aside from that.
Hercules: The most wonderful...
Phil: She's a fraud. She's been playing you for a sap.
Hercules: Stop kidding, Phil.
Phil: I'm not kidding.
Phil: I know your upset about today, but that's no...
Phil: You're missin' the point.
Hercules: I love her.
Phil: She don't love you. She's nothing but a two-timin'...
Hercules: Stop it.
Phil: Low-down, lyin', schemin'...
Hercules: Stop it. [Hits Phil]
Hercules: A dream come true?
Phil: Not exactly.
Hercules: More beautiful than Aphrodite?
Phil: Aside from that.
Hercules: The most wonderful...
Phil: She's a fraud. She's been playing you for a sap.
Hercules: Stop kidding, Phil.
Phil: I'm not kidding.
Phil: I know your upset about today, but that's no...
Phil: You're missin' the point.
Hercules: I love her.
Phil: She don't love you. She's nothing but a two-timin'...
Hercules: Stop it.
Phil: Low-down, lyin', schemin'...
Hercules: Stop it. [Hits Phil]
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[Hermes gives a bouquet of flowers to Hera] Hera; Hercules' Mother: Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
Hermes: Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement. Isn't that too nutty?
Hermes: Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement. Isn't that too nutty?
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[from trailer] Amphiaraus: No matter how far you go, man cannot escape his fate. Who are you? Are you a murderer? Are you a mercenary who turns his back on the innocent? We believe in you! We have faith in you! Remember the deeds you have performed, the labors you have overcome! Are you only the legend, or are you truth behind the legend? Now, tell me, WHO ARE YOU?
Hercules: I AM HERCULES!
Hercules: I AM HERCULES!
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[from trailer][a javelin comes at Amphiaraus] Amphiaraus: My time... [Hercules stops the javelin]
Amphiaraus: Do you mind? I was having a moment!
Hercules: You're welcome.
Amphiaraus: Do you mind? I was having a moment!
Hercules: You're welcome.
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[his only line, with his last breath] Tydeus: [to Hercules]Hercules... [Tydeus dies]
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King Eurystheus: When the people called out your name louder than mine, you see, when they saw you as a god, how long... before they saw you as their king?
Hercules: I wanted nothing!
King Eurystheus: Precisely! Your sin, Hercules, was that you had no ambition! I can deal with an ambitious man! He can be bought! But a man who wants nothing has no price!
Hercules: I wanted nothing!
King Eurystheus: Precisely! Your sin, Hercules, was that you had no ambition! I can deal with an ambitious man! He can be bought! But a man who wants nothing has no price!
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Hercules: In this moment, on this day, become the man you were born to be. You have it within yourself to write your own legend. Let it be to death, or Victory!
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Iolaus: General Sitacles, perhaps you would care to inspect the armour of Hercules?
Sitacles: [Tries on the armour]Leather armour? We will be skewered like pigs. [Turns as Tydeus strikes him with an axe]
Iolaus: Linothorax. Hewn from the skin of the Erymanthean boar. It's indestructible.
Man in crowd: Wait. If it's indestructible, how did Hercules cut It off the boar?
Iolaus: He used an indestructible blade.
Sitacles: [Tries on the armour]Leather armour? We will be skewered like pigs. [Turns as Tydeus strikes him with an axe]
Iolaus: Linothorax. Hewn from the skin of the Erymanthean boar. It's indestructible.
Man in crowd: Wait. If it's indestructible, how did Hercules cut It off the boar?
Iolaus: He used an indestructible blade.
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Iolaus: General Sitacles, perhaps you would care to inspect the armour of Hercules?
Sitacles: [Tries on the armour]Leather armour? We will be skewered like pigs. [Turns as Tydeus strikes him with an axe]
Iolaus: Linothorax. Hewn from the skin of the Erymanthean boar. It's indestructible.
Man in crowd: Wait. If it's indestructible, how did Hercules cut it off the boar?
Iolaus: He used an indestructible blade.
Sitacles: [Tries on the armour]Leather armour? We will be skewered like pigs. [Turns as Tydeus strikes him with an axe]
Iolaus: Linothorax. Hewn from the skin of the Erymanthean boar. It's indestructible.
Man in crowd: Wait. If it's indestructible, how did Hercules cut it off the boar?
Iolaus: He used an indestructible blade.
Movie: Hercules