Jackass Number Two Quotes

Johnny Knoxville: [after taking a fall] My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that.

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Chris Pontius: Water-based lubricants, friend or foe? You be the judge.

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Dave England: [after going downhill in the Big Tire Race] Oh I hate that, I hate it so bad! ****in' sucky!
Ryan Dunn: Why do you hate it?
Dave England: The bouncing on my ****in' head!

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Johnny Knoxville: [while Bam is in trailor with Cobra] You crying?
Bam Margera: Yeah.

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Johnny Knoxville: If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole

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