Yes, Dear Quotes

Gloria: [Kim and Greg has just found Gloria, their babysitter, on their couch with a guy] Oh, I'm sorry... have you met my husband Guillermo?
Kim Warner: No, I don't believe I have.
Gloria: Well, if you do, don't tell him about Lou.

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Greg Warner: [Greg and Kim developed a roll of film that had nude pictures of Jimmy and Christine] There were a lot of things I hoped I'd never see and three of them are hanging from Jimmy. [Smiling]
Greg Warner: Christine did look good though.
Kim Warner: [Looking at Greg] Shut up!

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Greg Warner: Where do you see yourself in twenty years?
Jimmy Hughes: I don't know. Where do you see me in twenty years?
Greg Warner: Hopefully just at holidays and other family functions.

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Greg Warner: What do you mean you can't kill it? You used to go hunting when you where young!
Jimmy Hughes: I just liked to chug beer and paint my face!

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Jimmy Hughes: It's great to see you, Dad. Too bad Mom couldn't come with you.
Big Jimmy Hughes: Yeah, well, it's the big gin tournament at Sun City this weekend.
Jimmy Hughes: Gin tournament? I didn't know Mom played gin.
Big Jimmy Hughes: She doesn't play it; she drinks it. She's got a good chance this year. Last year's champion is waiting for a liver transplant.

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Kim Warner: [following a night of unusually good sex] It was amazing... all the screaming...
Greg Warner: Yeah... I just hope I didn't wake Sammy.

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