Real Time with Bill Maher Quotes

Andrew Sullivan: The culture of life, I might say, is a phrase invented by the last Pope. And what it meant was, you're opposed to death, in the death penalty, in war, in euthanasia and abortion. The Republicans decide, Oh, we're a cafeteria. We'll take the abortion and euthanasia but we will launch wars and we will - I mean, George Bush has signed more death warrants than any other human being in this country.

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Bill Maher: New rule: Time Magazine has to change its name to God Weekly. This week, Mary is on the cover again. In the last two years, Time has put out: "The Secrets of the Nativity", "The God Gene", "Faith, God and the Oval Office", "The Bible and the Apocalypse", "Who Was Moses?", "What Jesus Saw", "Why Did Jesus Have to Die?", "Jesus in 2000." If Jesus gets any more free press, he's going to start thinking he's Paris Hilton. Look, I understand we have a lot of Christians in this nation, but how about a little equal time? "Vishnu to Ganesh: Drop Dead". And "Is There No Pleasing Zeus?"

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Bill Maher: New rule: Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.

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Bill Maher: New rule: Time Magazine has to change its name to God Weekly. This week, Mary is on the cover again. In the last two years, Time has put out: The Secrets of the Nativity, The God Gene, Faith, God and the Oval Office, The Bible and the Apocalypse, Who Was Moses?, What Jesus Saw, Why Did Jesus Have to Die?, Jesus in 2000. If Jesus gets any more free press, he's going to start thinking he's Paris Hilton. Look, I understand we have a lot of Christians in this nation, but how about a little equal time? Vishnu to Ganesh: Drop Dead. And Is There No Pleasing Zeus?

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Bill Maher: New Rule: Stop whining about the French. It takes a lot of guts to stand up to the Bush administration and that's more than I can say about the Democrats!

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Michael Moore: Well, I've received over 3,000 letters from soldiers in Iraq, emails mostly. And they're very powerful letters. We haven't heard from our soldiers about how they feel about this war. And they very clearly and very powerfully, in these letters, tell me the truth about what's going on over there... They're saying, number one, that they've been lied to; that they are being forced to re-enlist. If they don't, they're being told that they're going to be kept there indefinitely unless they re-enlist for another two or three years. They have told me in these letters that the Iraqis are not happy with the American presence there, and they believe that Bush has simply lied to the American people about the real threat - or actually the no threat that Iraq has posed to this country. So it's great to hear from them in their own words about this.

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