Is It Fall Yet? Quotes

Alison: Why go to an artist's colony if you're not going to mingle with your fellow artists?
Jane Lane: That's like saying 'why go to a PENAL colony if you're not gonna mingle with your - ' I think I'll stop there.

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David Sorenson: Hi, I'm David Sorenson! Are you Quinn?
Daria Morgendorffer: I don't know, is this the ninth circle of hell?
David Sorenson: "The Divine Comedy."
Daria Morgendorffer: Wait, you know that? OK, who are you and what do want with Quinn?
David Sorenson: I'm here to tutor her.
Daria Morgendorffer: Seriously.

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Daria Morgendorffer: I'm sorry, but the confidentiality agreement I signed with the Government prevents me revealing that. I've already said too much.

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Homeless Man: This soup bites!
Jodie Abigail Landon: Then DON'T have a fourth bowl.

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Jane Lane: The guys here are a lot better looking in person than on their wanted posters.

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Mr. DeMartino: Why couldn't I have been born during an influenza epidemic? Or at the base of a volcano? Why did I survive, grow tall and strong, only to squander all my potential by becoming a teacher?

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