I Am Not an Animal Quotes

Police Radio: Tango foxtrot. All units. Talking animals escaped from top secret research centre. No need for alarm. Do not approach without shooting dead.
Sarge: Huh! Talking animals!
Jones: But, Sarge, what about that dog that says sausages?
Sarge: That was the seventies, Jones. He'll be dead by now.

Movie: I Am Not an Animal
[the gang, having discovered Kieron strapped to a chair with his head severed, agree to give him a cigarette]
Kieron the Cat: At least I won't get lung cancer!

Movie: I Am Not an Animal