Dorian Blues Quotes

Dorian Lagatos: The fairy tale had finally happened. Lonely Prince Dorian finally met his other prince, and the love Prince Dorian felt for Prince Ben cast out all Dorian's spells of depression and gave him the strength of ten gay men - or seven straight.

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Dorian Lagatos: What's normal dad? You with your pint of scotch every night, that stack of big-boob-girly magazines you got hid in that safe mom thinks is just for your stamp collection? Is that normal?

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Nicky Lagatos: Will you stop milking it?
Dorian Lagatos: Milk? It was a concussion... AND there was blood!

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Social Worker: She wanted me to enroll in one of those, uh what do you call it? Oh, Anger Management courses...
Dorian Lagatos: How'd you feel about that?
Social Worker: Pissed me off!

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Tiffany: You're all sweaty.
Dorian Lagatos: Oh, I'm sorry.
Tiffany: It's alright.
Dorian Lagatos: I have deodorant on, just not anti-perspirant.

Movie: Dorian Blues