The Incredibles Quotes

Lucius : Honey?
Honey : What?
Lucius : Where's my super suit?
Honey : What?
Lucius : Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey : I, uh, put it away. [ helicopter explodes outside ]
Lucius : *Where*?
Honey : *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius : I need it! [ Lucius rummages through another room in his condo ]
Honey : Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius : The public is in danger!
Honey : My evening's in danger!
Lucius : You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey : 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

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Mr. Incredible : No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!

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Underminer : Behold, the Underminer! I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me!

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[ Bob is explaining an insurance policy loophole to a Mrs. Hogenson ]
Bob : [ whispering ] Listen closely. I'd like to help you but I can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on... Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X... on the third floor, but I can't. [ Mrs. Hogenson scribbles details of Bob's loophole on a small notepad ]
Bob : I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I would not expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.

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[ the old lady tries to thank him for everything, but Bob shushes her ]
Bob : [ shouts loudly ] I'm sorry ma'am, I know you're upset. [ very softly ]
Bob : Pretend to be upset. [ old lady starts sobbing very convincingly ]

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Rick Dicker : We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets. If he even sneezes, we'll be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs.

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Old Man #1 : Ya see that? That's the way to do it. That's old school.
Old Man #2 : Yeah. No school like the old school.
Old Man #1 : Right!

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Lucius : [ Bob and Lucius are sitting in a parked car, reminiscing ] So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do?
Bob : [ laughing ] He starts monologuing.
Lucius : He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how *inevitable* my defeat is, how *the world* *will soon* *be his*, yadda yadda yadda.
Bob : Yammering.
Lucius : Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!

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Helen : Now it's perfectly normal...
Violet : [ interrupting ] Normal? What do *you* know about normal? What does *anyone* in *this* family know about normal?
Helen : Now wait a minute, young lady...
Violet : We act normal, mom! I want to *be* normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained! [ Jack-Jack bursts out laughing ]
Dash : Lucky... [ Violet and Helen look askance at him ]
Dash : Uh, I meant about being normal.

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Dash : [ answers door ] Hey, Lucius!
Lucius : Hey, Speedo, Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.
Bob : Hey, hey! *Ice* of you to drop by.
Lucius : Ha! [ unenthusiastically ]
Lucius : Never heard that one before.

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Edna : Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out, a useful feature. Your daughter's suit was tricky, but I finally created a sturdy material that can disappear completely as she does. Your suit can stretch as far as you can without injuring yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

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Dash : She would be eating if we were having Tony loaf.
Violet : That's it! [ jumps at Dash ]
Helen : Both of you sit down! [ Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet as he passes her, until Violet makes a force field to stop him ]
Dash : Hey! No force fields!
Violet : You started it!
Helen : [ grabs Dash and puts him on his seat ] You sit down! [ grabs Violet and puts her in her seat ]
Helen : You sit down! Violet! [ Dash and Violet run under the table to fight, dragging Helen against the table ]
Bob : [ reading newspaper in the other room ] "Longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing"... Gazer Beam...
Bob : Bob! It's time to engage! Do something! Don't just stand there, I need you to... intervene!
Bob : You want me to intervene? [ picks up table ]
Bob : Okay, I'm intervening! I'm intervening!

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Lucius : Just like old times, huh Bob?
Bob : [ slapping Lucius in the back ] Just like old times.
Lucius : Ha-ha, yeah. Hurt then, too. Ow.

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Mr. Incredible : Is this on? I mean, can break through walls, I just can't... can't get this on...

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Oliver Sansweet : [ Mr. Incredible intercepts him on his way down and his momentum carries them both through the window of the building ] Ow! I think you broke something.
Mr. Incredible : Well, with counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.

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[ Helen emerges from the restroom after changing into her superhero costume, and tosses her bag onto an apparantley empty seat ]
Violet : Ow!
Helen : Violet!
Violet : [ becomes visible ] It's not my fault! Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it...
Dash : [ pops up ] THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Helen : Dash!
Violet : [ over him ] And I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came in...
Dash : [ over her ] You said, "Something's up with Mom, we have to find out what!"
Violet : ...And then you closed the doors before I could find him...
Dash : ...It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea-!
Violet : ...AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Dash : ...100 percent, all yours, all the time IDEA!
Helen : Wait a minute, wait a minute! You left Jack-Jack ALONE?
Violet : Yes Mom, I'm completely stupid - OF COURSE we got a sitter...
Dash : [ over her ] No, we got someone, Mom! Somebody great! We wouldn't do that!
Violet : [ over him ] Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!

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[ Helen is feeding Jack-Jack and making baby noises at him ]
Dash : Mom, you're making weird faces again.
Helen : Noo, I'm not...
Bob : [ not looking up from the paper ] You make weird faces, honey.

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Helen : E, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about.
Edna : Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!

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Mr. Incredible : Bomb Voyage.
Bomb Voyage : Monsieur Incroyable! [ French for Mr. Incredible! ]
Buddy : And IncrediBoy!
Bomb Voyage : [ not French, but with an accent ] IncrediBoy?
Buddy : Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots!
Mr. Incredible : Go home, Buddy.
Buddy : What?
Mr. Incredible : Now.
Bomb Voyage : [ French ] Little oaf.
Buddy : Can we talk? [ pulls Mr. Incredible off to the side ]
Buddy : You always, always say "Be true to yourself," but you never say which part of yourself to be true to! Well, I finaly figured out who I am: I am your ward. IncrediBoy!
Mr. Incredible : And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.
Buddy : This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, you know. You *can* be super without them. I *invented* these. [ points to his rocket boots ]
Buddy : I can fly! Can you fly?
Mr. Incredible : Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
Bomb Voyage : [ French ] And your outfit is totally ridiculous!

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Dash : That was the best vacation ever! I love our family.

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Edna : I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics.
Helen : Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.
Edna : No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.

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Edna : [ to Mr. Incredible ] My God, you've gotten fat.

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Helen : I think your father is in trouble.
Violet : If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not doin' so hot either.

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Mr. Incredible : I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry...
Syndrome : See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it... [ Mr. Incredible throws a log at Syndrome, who dodges it and traps Mr. Incredible with his zero-point energy ray ]
Syndrome : Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it...

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Mr. Incredible : [ after he's thrown his ex-boss through several walls ] I'm fired, aren't I?
Rick Dicker : [ sarcastically ] Oh, you think?

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[ to Mr. Incredible ]
Syndrome : Oh, no. Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl? Ho, ho, ho... [ sees the kids ]
Syndrome : Oh - and got biz-zay! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I hit the jackpot! Oh, this is just too good!

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Helen : Dash... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more... constructive outlet.
Dash : Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.
Helen : Honey, you know why we can't do that.
Dash : But I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.
Helen : Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy, and a bit of a show-off. The last thing you need is temptation.
Dash : You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do?
Helen : Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we gotta be like everyone else.
Dash : But Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of, our powers made us special.
Helen : Everyone's special, Dash.
Dash : [ muttering ] Which is another way of saying no one is.

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[ Watching news reports about his Omnidroids ]
Syndrome : Oh, come on! You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage, throw some screaming people, and just when all hope is lost, *Syndrome* will save the day! I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!

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Dash : Hey! No force fields!

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Bob : Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.
Helen : While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so.
Bob : I'm asking you to wait with the kids.
Helen : And I'm telling you, not a chance. You're my husband, I'm with you - for better or worse.
Bob : I have to do this alone.
Helen : What is this to you? Playtime?
Bob : No.
Helen : So you can be Mr. Incredible again?
Bob : No!
Helen : Then what? What is it?
Bob : I'm not...
Helen : Not what?
Bob : Not... I'm not strong enough.
Helen : Strong enough? And this will make you stronger?
Bob : Yes. No!
Helen : That's what this is? Some sort of work out?
Bob : [ shouts ] I can't lose you again! [ calms down ]
Bob : I can't. Not again. I'm not s-strong enough.
Helen : [ kisses him ] If we work together, you won't have to be.
Bob : I don't know what will happen...
Helen : Hey, c'mon. We're superheroes. What could happen?

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