Hawaii Five-O Quotes

Al, the bar owner: What will it be, Steve?
McGarrett: Oh, water will be nice.
Al: You don't care if my wife and three kids starve, do you?
McGarrett: You're single, Al. Remember?
Al: Yeah, but my sister's married and she's got five kids.

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McGarrett: Some of our best work is luck.

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McGarrett: I don't think you've been listening, Miss Michaels. I've known a hundred Joeys. As soon as he's finished using you, as soon as he makes that one big hit or he gets in a tight spot and he can run faster without you, then comes the kiss-off. But you know that better than I do. Think about it, huh?

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McGarrett: [to Chin, as a witness refuses to look at a line-up] Talk to him some more. Maybe he'll develop a public conscience, huh?

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Danno: You're smart enough to know if you ran, we'd make a connection.
Irene: Ohhh... that I killed Philip Lo?
Danno: If you didn't, you know who did and you know why.
Irene: The newspapers said that Private Franklin killed him. You know, with this line of yours, you could really make me dislike you.
Danno: Wait a few hours. Then you can really hate me.

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Irene: You're a pig, Georgie. You've got more dough rolling in from numbers, pushers and prosties than you know what to do with.
George Barker: I came from a poor background. I'm insecure, OK?

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Dr. Cohen: [referring to McGarrett] Any idea who shot him?
Danno: No, but whoever did killed another man a few hours ago.
Dr. Cohen: Any clues from the second victim?
Danno: Would two patients hit by heart attacks let you know where the third one would be?

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Chin: Settle down, boys. Any trouble you got is the trouble you make.
M.K.: What you want, venerable pain in the ancestor?
Chin: Any read you got on the man that hit Steve McGarrett. That and no more smart mouth, or I'll shove it down your throat.

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Joseph Trinian: Some things never change. Other things maybe can't be forgotten. But removed. You think about it, Em.

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McGarrett: How do these kids of eighteen get mixed up with these bums -- would you tell me?
Danno: Maybe they're looking for something.
McGarrett: Yeah, trouble.

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Cardonus: [to McGarrett] I've been in the rackets long enough to know you can't buck the odds. When a pro is gunning for you, he's gonna get you.

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McGarrett: The new treatments are even more fascinating than the diseases.
Matsukino: Man, you fracture me with that treatment stuff.

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Matsukino: [to McGarrett] Don't give me that stuff. The newspapers wouldn't print a phony story.

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McGarrett: What size shoe do you wear?
Kono: I got teeny little feet. Size 13.

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Danno: You're always one step ahead.
McGarrett: That's why I got the big office, Danno.

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Chin: Hey, boss, easy case. Everything fits like one, two, six.

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Danno: Peace and joy, strong brother.
McGarrett: Peace.

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Hayes: How do you live with it?
McGarrett: You don't. You start from right now wiser. You live for today and for what comes next. You bury the dead and you move on.

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[Dr. Kemp is attending to Chin]
Dr. Kemp: Did he mention any other complaints?
Kono: Dizziness
Danno: Said he felt hot.
Kono: And cold.
Danno: At the same time.
Kono: Trouble hearing.
Danno: And breathing too.
Dr. Kemp: Any history of anxiety in his family?
Chin: Only when I see a needle. [grimaces at a needle shot]
Kono: He worries a lot when he breaks open a fortune cookie.

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Doc Patchett: This man needs a blood transfusion. Needs the bullet removed. If I don't get him to a hospital, he'll die.
Charlie: I didn't shoot him so he'd feel better, doc.

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[McGarrett writes down Charlie's complaints about the prison]
McGarrett: Okay, what else?
Charlie: The homosexuals. These old smart ones. They don't do anything to keep 'em away from these young kids that are just coming in for their first stretch.

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Charlie: Yeah, but first I gotta do 20 years in the new prison. I'm a real winner.
McGarrett: Who told you to be a thief, Charlie?
Charlie: It's all the fault of my environment.

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Danno: It's probably a crackpot, Steve.
McGarrett: Unfortunately crackpots kill, Danno.

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McGarrett: Was she assaulted?
Lt. Pelak: Just murdered.
McGarrett: Just, huh?

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Charlie: Sounds like a psychotic, a crazy killer.
McGarrett: All killers are psychotic.

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McGarrett: Interesting theory. You'll make a good cop one of these days, Danno.

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McGarrett: Morgan said he was with a blonde playing gin when Joey was hit.
Danno: He was with a blonde alright. Couldn't swear to what they were playing.

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Lois: [to Phil Kalama] So go ahead, lieutenant. Go ahead and find out why your son was really killed. And then get your gun and blow your brains out.

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Lois: That rock you a little, McGarrett. Joey and I planning to get married?
McGarrett: Nothing rocks me anymore, honey.

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McGarrett: [discussing his sister with Danno after hearing of his nephew's death] She cried so hard, she choked on her own tears. The telephone turned to salt in my hand.

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