Ghostbusters Quotes

Kylie Griffin: I'm not a screamer.

Movie: Ghostbusters
Peter Venkman: [to the other highly agitated, slime-covered ghostbusters in the restaurant] Boys! Boys! You're scaring the straights, okay? Is there any way that we could do this tomorrow?

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Peter Venkman: Dana, you just never got it. I'm a man, I need to feel loved. I need to be desired!
Dana: When you started introducing me as the old ball and chain, that's when I left.

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Peter Venkman: Where in the hell are you from anyway, Johnny?
Janosz: The upper vest side.

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The Mayor: What the hell is going on? It's pandemonium out there!
Hardemeyer: Yes, I know. We're working on it!
The Mayor: Great. While you're working on it, I'm going down as the mayor who let New York get sucked down into the tenth level of hell! Alright, we got no choice. Call the Ghostbusters.
Hardemeyer: Wait! Now I'm sure there's another way.
The Mayor: Jack, I spent an hour last night in my bedroom talking to Fiorello LaGuardia and he's been dead for forty years. Now where are the Ghostbusters?
Hardemeyer: Uh, they're not available.
The Mayor: What do you mean they're not available?
Hardemeyer: Well, I had them committed to the psychiatric ward at Parkview Hospital.
The Mayor: You what?
Hardemeyer: They were threatening to go to the press! I was protecting your interests!
The Mayor: Oh yeah?
Hardemeyer: Uh-huh!
The Mayor: Well, you can stop protecting my interests. You have exactly three minutes to clear out. You're fired!
Hardemeyer: But the election! You're making a big mistake, Mr. Mayor!
The Mayor: Harry! Remove this man from the building and get me the Ghostbusters!

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[Upon meeting the original Ghostbusters]
Roland Jackson: The Real Ghostbusters!
Eduardo Rivera: They look real, all right. Real old.

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[repeated line]
Jake Kong, Eddie Spencer: Let's go, Ghostbusters! [slaps each other five high on the ceiling and then run into the Skelevator]

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G.B.: Hey, w-w-what do I look like? A t-trampoline!

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Ansabone: The Ghostbusters are out right now. Outta their minds, that is!

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Ansabone: You've reached the Ghostbusters and you're in luck. They're not here!

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