Brighton Beach Memoirs Quotes

Eugene: Stanley, how do girls... do it?
Stanley: Eugene, I'm dealing with a major crises in my life right now. I don't have time to describe girls masturbating for you!

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Eugene: [after spitting out the liver] I think I have a bone in my throat.
Kate: There are no bones in liver!

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Kate: How many times have I told you not to leave your things around the house?
Eugene: A hundred and nine.

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[Eugene is explaining his intense desire to play for the Yankees]
Eugene: I'll never make it with the Yankees. All the great Yankees are Italian. My mother makes spaghetti with ketchup - what chance do I have?

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