Roland Rat - The Series Quotes
Errol: And have you incidentally heard the terrible news.
Man: What terrible news?
Errol: Manchester United lost again.
Man: Tragic.
Errol: I also heard that Roland Scrooge is dead.
Man: Really? How did Chelsea get on?
Errol: They lost as well.
Man: What terrible news?
Errol: Manchester United lost again.
Man: Tragic.
Errol: I also heard that Roland Scrooge is dead.
Man: Really? How did Chelsea get on?
Errol: They lost as well.
Movie: Roland Rat - The Series
[Bridge On the River Kwai sketch]
Roland Rat: So go and blow up that bridge.
Ross Davidson: What... What. That bridge?
Roland Rat: Yeah. Why not?
Ross Davidson: Because man it's a very, very busy bridge.
Roland Rat: Year?
Ross Davidson: It's in Staines. The number 68 bus goes along there.
Roland Rat: Oh. Don't be stupid. This is the Burmese jungle remember? Look. London Transport doesn't operate in jungles. London Transport hardly operates in London.
Ross Davidson: Oh year? Well what's that then? [the number 68 bus goes across]
Errol: It's the number 68 bus.
Roland Rat: So go and blow up that bridge.
Ross Davidson: What... What. That bridge?
Roland Rat: Yeah. Why not?
Ross Davidson: Because man it's a very, very busy bridge.
Roland Rat: Year?
Ross Davidson: It's in Staines. The number 68 bus goes along there.
Roland Rat: Oh. Don't be stupid. This is the Burmese jungle remember? Look. London Transport doesn't operate in jungles. London Transport hardly operates in London.
Ross Davidson: Oh year? Well what's that then? [the number 68 bus goes across]
Errol: It's the number 68 bus.
Movie: Roland Rat - The Series