George Carlin - Complaints and Grievances Quotes

George Carlin: Here's a group of musical vermin whose mothers we wished had a health plan involving abortion: Singers with one name. Bono, Sting, Jewel, Tiffany. They're too important to have a last name. What a crock of ****! Get a last ****ing name. Here's a two word name for you; Pretentious Cocksucker! Huh, how do you like that? It's bad enough the music sucks, BONO! Besides, without a last name you can't find out where they live to throw a ****ing bomb through their window.

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