Just One of the Guys Quotes

Buddy: [on the phone] Hey, yo, scumbag! Suck your own! Eat me. [Terry stares at him in bewilderment]
Buddy: Mom says 'hi'.

Movie: Just One of the Guys
Rick: [Rick gets on the table in the high school cafeteria to make an announcement] Ah, excuse me, could I have your attention please!, your attention. Every day at lunch, we get a very special treat from a very special guy, a guy who has dedicated his life to building his body, pushing his muscles to the limits of human endurance,why you ask?, why?, well to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food, Greg Tolan! [Everyone starts clapping]
Rick: Let's take a moment to find out a liitle bit about the man behind the mess,Greg, May I call you Greg?, Now tell us greg how you got into spilling food?, were a messy baby?, did you hate your strained peas?, Well you know how most psychologists tell us that guys get into bodybuilding to compensate for a lack of IQ, or a small weinie, which is it Greg?, well those of us in Greg's gym class certainly know the the answer to that one.
Greg Tolan: I'm going to beat the **** out of you Morehouse!
Rick: Isn't he great, muscles and a sense of humor, well let's thank Greg for the lunch time thrills and spills he's given us, OK EVERYBODY GET UP!, GRAB AN END OF YOUR TABLE!, [the kids in the cafeteria go to an end of their table]
Rick: A trubute to you Greg, LIFT! [Everybody in the cafeteria lift their table and spilling food]

Movie: Just One of the Guys
Rick: [Rick gets on the table in the high school cafeteria to make an announcement] Ah, excuse me, could I have your attention please, your attention. Every day at lunch, we get a very special treat from a very special guy, a guy who has dedicated his life to building his body, pushing his muscles to the limits of human endurance; why, you ask? Why? Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food, Greg Tolan! [everyone starts clapping]
Rick: Let's take a moment to find out a liitle bit about the man behind the mess. Greg - may I call you Greg? Now tell us, Greg, how you got into spilling food. Were you a messy baby? Did you hate your strained peas? Well, you know how most psychologists tell us that guys get into bodybuilding to compensate for a lack of IQ, or a small weenie; which is it, Greg? Well, those of us in Greg's gym class certainly know the the answer to that one.
Greg Tolan: I'm going to beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!
Rick: Isn't he great, muscles and a sense of humor. Well, let's thank Greg for the lunch time thrills and spills he's given us. OK, EVERYBODY GET UP! GRAB AN END OF YOUR TABLE! [the kids in the cafeteria go to an end of their table]
Rick: A tribute to you Greg: LIFT! [everybody in the cafeteria lifts their table, spilling food]

Movie: Just One of the Guys
Terry: Budster, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she's all yours.
Buddy: Sounds too kinky for me.
Terry: Buddy, she needs you; I need you; you need her.
Buddy: Is she really half-naked?
Terry: Maybe more by now.
Buddy: What if you're lying?
Terry: What if I'm not?
Buddy: Good point - if I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.

Movie: Just One of the Guys