Dawson's Creek Quotes

Pacey: Andie, whats the problem.
Andie: Tim died, he's dead, ok?

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Jack: What other time in your life are we gonna be exposed to so many walks of life? People who randomly cross your path, telling you their stories, hope, dreams.
Joey: Ways to blame us for their food being cold, not enough clams in their chowder.
Jack: Why are you so angry.
Joey: It's just the full moon, it's got me freaked.
Jack: Not just tonight. All the time.

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Pacey: Have you ever noticed how the most interesting thing about a Porn film is the title? I mean think about it. You've got your Sperminator, Romancing The Bone.
Andie: I don't know why they try to be so clever. I mean they should all have the same title, "Woman Pacey will never do."
Pacey: Ouch. You know McPhee, all this verbal sparring we're doing is getting a little dangerous, so we should just go on a date before someone gets hurt.
Andie: Forget it.
Pacey: Oh come on, you know you want to.
Andie: Well, maybe if I was asked politely.
Pacey: Ok. Andie, would you like to go on a date with me tonight?
Andie: [Shrugs her shoulders] Ok.
Pacey: Well, don't sound so enthusiastic.

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Jack: You don't blame me for kissing you, you blame yourself for kissing me back. ...

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Joey: I don't think cackling qualifies as concern or advice.

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Joey: Dawson, it was just a kiss.

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Pacey: Oh my God, we're hanging out with Marcia Brady.

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Jen: [to Joey] You know, I used to think that it was our mutual feelings for Dawson that kept us apart. I never really considered the fact that maybe you were just a bitch.

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Pacey: Alrighty. [reading] Question number one, "Have you ever been intimately aroused by a relative?" So, it's a southern test, huh?

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Andie: Why do you insist on undermining me at every opportunity you get?
Pacey: Think of how boring the alternative is.

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Chris: Jen, is there a particular reason why you're not receptive to my wily charms?
Jen: Other than the fact that you emit them regularly to any skirt within a 6-mile radius?
Chris: Actually, I have a car so it's more like the tri-state area. [Jen smiles] Ah-ha! A smile. Mission accomplished.

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Joey: The two times I fell in love Dawson, they were both with you. The first time I fell was for my friend, the boy down the creek, the one I grew up with. And the second was after you kissed me. I fell in love all over again. Just because we aren't together doesn't change my feelings for you.

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Pacey: Hm-mm. You're an endangered species, my friend. Last of a dying breed, and this movie is killing you softly with its song.

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Pacey: No one is gonna laugh at you Andie, everybody comes from a dysfunctional family. It's the 90's, the only happy families are in TV syndication.

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Dawson: [notices her drawing of a naked man] I see you've graduated from fruit bowls.
Joey: We're doing life-sketching...nude models...so..we're supposed to see the human form, a mass of lines and shadows.
Dawson: Really?
Joey: I'm working on it.
Dawson: And he does poses for you?
Joey: Yeah.
Dawson: Don't you find that uncomfortable? Just sitting in a room with some guy completely in the buff right in front of you?
Joey: No..
Dawson: Does he like talk or anything?
Joey: Oh, yeah. He sings, tells jokes, does a little softshoe. No, he doesn't talk, Dawson. He's a model. He sits there. He just takes breaks every now and then.
Dawson: And Little Joey Potter doesn't blush?
Joey: No.
Dawson: Not even a little?
Joey: Maybe a little...
Dawson: [raises eyebrows] Just a little?
Joey: [Smiles, embarrassed] Okay, I've broken 12 pencils.
[Dawson laughs]
Joey: But it's getting better. You'd be surprised, I'm changing. I'm not Little Joey Potter anymore.
Dawson: No, you're certainly not.

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Dawson: You are definitely a mystery.
Joey: I like the way you see me.

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Chris: You know who you are, you're Nancy Drew. From Hell.

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Abby: Jen, it's written all over your post-coital glowing face...you finally wooed the wonder-boy into the dark side, so was it worth all the pining, all the feeling that you weren't good enough?

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Jen: [to Abby] I don't know where you come from or just who has the misfortune of being responsible for your existence, but you're a lying manipulative and cruel person and the fact that you are only 16 years old makes me feel more sorry for you than any of the people in this room whose lives you're so intent on destroying...you're pathetic.

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Andie: It's okay to be scared, Pacey. I mean, the world is a scary, scary place. Pacey, I don't want you to be scared of me.
Pacey: How can I not be, Andie? You're the one who's opening up this whole life for me and I'm just afraid that...
Andie: What?
Pacey: I'm afraid because you're the single most important being to ever grace my existence. Andie, I am falling hopelessly in love with you.

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Pacey: [to his drunk, passed out father] So I guess this is as good a time as any to have that father/son talk. [Imitating his father] So, How you doing in school, Pacey? [Himself] Well, actually dad, I'm doing alright. You know, I'm really turning things around. Turns out I'm pretty smart. Maybe I'm college bound. [His father] Good man, Pacey, I always knew you'd turn out to be something. How the ladies treating you? [Himself] Well, I met this woman. [His father] Is she cute? [Himself] Cute? Man, Andie's beautiful. She's smart, she's funny. Tell you, this girls really something special, dad. Whatever reason, she seems to think I'm pretty special, too...so why can't you see that? Hmm? What can't you see me? When did you give up on me, when I was five? Hmm, ten, twelve? I'm sixteen years old, dad! And I'm here and I'm not perfect, dad, but I try so hard for you! [Starts to cry] I just...[Sobs] And it's your job! It is your job to love me, no matter who I am or what I become! Because you're my father '[Sobs]...you're my dad. [Sobs more] You're supposed to love me, you son of bitch. I can't do this by myself.

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Pacey: You know, I think I forgot to mention that I'm actually the charter member of the Andie Mcphee fan club and as a matter of policy our adulation never waivers, through the good times...or the bad.

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Pacey: [To Mr. Peterson] What is it about you that gets off on tormenting your students? Because let me tell you, they may all live in fear of you, but I don't. I see you and your miserable scare tactics for what they really are; the misguided lashings of a bitter, lonely old man who only feels good when someone else in the room feels worse.

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Jack: [His Poem] Today. Today was a day. The world got smaller, darker. I grew more afraid. Not of what I am but of what... I grew more afraid. Not of what I am but of what I could be. I loosen my collar to take a breath. My eyes fade. And I see... Him. The image of perfection. His frame strong. His lips smooth. And I keep thinking. What am I so scared of... I wish I could escape the pain, but these thoughts invade my head. Bound to my memory, they're like shackles of guilt. Oh God, please set me free...

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Dawson: Here I am single, sandwiched in-between two women who both dumped me. I am pathetic.
Jen: Hey, look at me, I'm dating a bible thumping hypocrite, okay?
Joey: Hey, my boyfriend may be gay.

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Andie: Um, it's just that, I molded you into this person who I thought you should be. I did it to my father too. I thought it was what I needed. You know, I place this unfair burden on people just so they can save me from myself. But I realize that I don't need a knight in shining armor, what I need is a partner. Someone who I can be proud to love and who's proud to love me back in spite of all my faults. And...it's you, You're the one Pacey. I'm really sorry.
Pacey: How come your apology was so much better than mine? I always lose to you Andie. [they kiss] You know, I take that back, I'm definitely the winner here.

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Mr. McPhee: You are not gay.
Jack: Yes, I am! You know it. I see how you look at me, and I know you know. Think about the way that you treated me and the way that you treated Tim. Because he was the real son, and I was different. And as hard as you've tried to stamp it out and to ignore it, I have tried harder. I've tried harder than you, to be quiet, and to forget it, and to not bother my family with my problem. But I can't try anymore, because it hurts. I'm sorry Dad. Andie, I'm sorry. I don't want to be going through this, but I am.

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Kelly: Oh my God! Jack...you look...amazing.
Abby: Wow. It's like a transformation from John-boy to John-John, all in a sharp, dippity-do.
Jack: It's no big deal. I put a little gel in my hair. That's pretty much the extent of it.
Abby: I guess when you get gay, you get style. I wish I would have nabbed you one sexual preference ago.

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Pacey: Whoa! Who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend?
Andie: She's been here all along. Just trapped beneath the bondage of Gap clothing and a good-girl complex.

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Dawson: [Singing the Blues] My name is Dawson Leery. I'm feeling kind of weary. Today is my birthday. It all looks a little bleery. The girl that I cared for, Left me and ran away, Straight into the arms of, a guy that turned out to be gay! I got the blues! Yeah. Today I woke up feeling like I was born to lose. Yeah I got the blues. Somedays you're born to lose! Here's my friend Andie, and she's going to sing you a song because she's got the blues.
Andie: [singing] My name is Andie. And my brother's the one that's gay. My other brother died. And my daddy ran away! But I'm still Andie. And my boyfriend makes me randy. His name is Pacey, And my mom's gone completely crazy! Yeah, I've got the blues!
Dawson: [singing] Oh, I've been restless, hopeless and confused. This girl that I told you about; she's been on the move. She's at my surprise party where everyone I know is right now. And when I show up late they're all gonna have a cow! Yeah I got the blues. I swear sometimes we were born to lose!
Andie: No, brother man, we got the blues!
Dawson & Andie: We got the blues! Sometimes you, you were born to lose. Ohhh yeah!

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