Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys Quotes

Nebula: Surrender... and Die.
Spydor: Isn't that supposed to be "OR die?"

Movie: Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
Spydor: You lost a baby tooth!
Gor-illa: Will it grow back?
Spydor: Sure! Quick as a wink!
Gor-illa: [winks, feels gums] It's not there, Spydor.
Spydor: No, no, big guy, it's just an expression. Means it'll happen in two shakes of a... it'll happen soon.
Gor-illa: How soon?
Spydor: Eh, before you can say J... ah, I'll get back to you on that.

Movie: Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
[repeated line]
Captain Simian: Strangely soothing.

Movie: Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
[Trying to make aliens launch an attack]
Captain Simian: [On the P.A] We are the Space Monkeys! Resistance is useless, your weapons are useless!
Shao Lin: Captain, they may actually surrender.
Captain Simian: [Thinks] You're right.
Captain Simian: [On the P.A] That is, we *think* your weapons are useless.

Movie: Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys