Alferd Packer - The Musical Quotes

Alferd Packer: And then I ran and ran as fast as I could.
Polly Pry: But you made it out, right?
Alferd Packer: Yeah, I hid in Wyoming for a while. I should have let them kill me.
Polly Pry: Why?
Alferd Packer: You ever been to Wyoming. [we cut and see Alferd in a deserted field]
Alferd Packer: Uh, hello?
Polly Pry: Oh my God! It sounds horrible!

Movie: Alferd Packer - The Musical
French: I can catch a helpless animal, skin it with my bare hands. I wake up muddy, and I go to bed bloody, 'cause I'm a trappin' man. I can brave the nastiest weather.
Trappers: Weather!
French: Even if it's 80 below.
Trappers: Below!
French: My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant. My ma was an Eskimo. I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.
Trappers: Breakfast!
French: With beaver butt on the side.
Trappers: The side!
French: My mind's magnificent and my body no different. I'm full of trapper pride! Yo-ho!
Trappers: Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
French: Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife. Yo-ho!
Trappers: Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
French: One thing's for sure, there's nothing like a trappin' life! I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
Trappers: Sailor!
French: I make love to women to 10 feet tall.
Trappers: Good lord!
French: I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder. I can break right through a wall. I love the sound of metal,
Trappers: Metal!
French: Snapping on an animal's head.
Trappers: Ka-chink!
French: Sometimes they scamper, sometimes they whimper, but they always end up dead.
Nutter: I've always wanted to be somebody who didn't get pushed around. Now that I'm a trapper, I'm the meanest guy around.
Frenchy: Second meanest! The blood of a fresh-cut rodent is as sweet as brandy wine. And the brain of a

Movie: Alferd Packer - The Musical
Israel Swan: Let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Tom or we can name him George! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall. Snowman! He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view. If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you. So, let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall. Snowman! Hey! He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view. If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you. Snowman! Snowman! Snowman!

Movie: Alferd Packer - The Musical
James Humphrey: Hey! You're cutting into his butt!
Frank Miller: Well what sort of meat do you want?
James Humphrey: Well not butt!

Movie: Alferd Packer - The Musical
Shannon Bell: Trials and tribulations, that's what life's all about! Now are we gonna let this one little thing keep us from fulfilling our dreams?
Miners: Yes!
Shannon Bell: Oh, come on now. We've gotta be strong, don't we?
Miners: No!

Movie: Alferd Packer - The Musical
[first lines]
Title Card: The film you are about to see was originally released in 1954. Upstaged by the overwhelming popularity of "Oklahoma!", it's short lived theater run was canceled, and "Alfred Packer: The Musical" soon fell into obscurity. The original negative, re-discovered just last year, has been painstakingly restored using state-of-the-art color enhancing and computer reconstruction technology. The film's violent scenes have been edited out for your viewing pleasure.

Movie: Alferd Packer - The Musical