Bill and Teds Bogus Journey Quotes

Bill: [stage introduction] And over here, our bass player, the Duke of Spook, the Doc of Shock, The Man with No Tan, please say hello to Death himself, the Grim Reaper.

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Colonel Oates: You're not strong! You're silky boys! Silk comes from the butts of Chinese Worms!

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Dead Bill: [after seeing hell] We got totally lied to by our album covers, man.

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Dead Bill: Ted, don't 'Fear The Reaper'!
Grim Reaper: I heard that!

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[During séance. Bill and Ted are floating above Missy]
Missy: Spirits, can you hear me?
Dead Ted: Yeah and we can totally see down...
Dead Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!

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[falling down a really big hole]
Dead Bill: Hey, you wanna play 20 questions?
Dead Ted: Okay! I got one!
Dead Bill: Are you a mineral?
Dead Ted: Yeah!
Dead Bill: Are you a tank?
Dead Ted: Whoa! Yeah!

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