Clarissa Explains It All Quotes

Marshall Darling: Your mother and I aren't fighting. We're having a discussion.

TV Show: Clarissa Explains It All
[Clarissa and her dad, who has come down with the flu, are discussing Bouncy Balls]
Marshall Darling: But don't you think it's a little weird to eat something that you've been bouncing on the floor?
Clarissa Darling: Dad, you haven't really been eating them after they've been on the floor, have you? [beat]
Marshall Darling: I'm gonna go get some more bouillon.

TV Show: Clarissa Explains It All