Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes

Chet Walters: Hey, nice coat. Who shot the couch?

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Desk Manager: Perhaps I shall send some Dom Perignon up to your room.
Haru: I prefer to be alone tonight, perhaps later I will meet your friend Don.

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Haru: I am one with the universe. I am one with the universe. [Sees a stripper]
Haru: NO I AM NOT.

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Haru: Sensei, she is incapable of such things. She is as lovely as a dove.
Sensei: It sounds to me you are being lead around by your short sword.

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Haru: I am sure you would like to know who I am and what I do, but as part of my creed, I cannot tell you. See my identity must remain mysterious and my mission secret, I cannot reveal it to you.
Boy: Why not?
Haru: Because I would then have to kill you.
Boy: Daddy.

Movie: Beverly Hills Ninja