The Detectives Quotes
Bess: Hold onto your hat. Vladimir Tserijemiwtz is Ezra C.V. Mildew Dezire Jr.!
Lou Peckinpaugh: Wait a minute. Tserijemiwtz has two T's. The name you come up with don't have none.
Bess: That was the whole key. Some people spell the Czar of Russia T-S-A-R. But in America we spell it C-Z-A-R.
Lou Peckinpaugh: Any fool knows that.
Bess: So when I tried the American spelling, I came up with Ezra...
Bess, Lou Peckinpaugh: ...C.V. Mildew Dezire Jr.!
Lou Peckinpaugh: Of course! - Who the hell is he?
Bess: The owner of the Golden Gate Bridge.
Lou Peckinpaugh: Right. You did fine, angel. Now forget you ever heard that name. Don't ever repeat it to anyone. [the phone rings]
Bess: [into phone] Hello? - Yes, he is. Who's calling, please? [to Lou]
Bess: It's him! Ezra C.V. Mildew Dezire Jr.!
Lou Peckinpaugh: I told you not to repeat it!
Lou Peckinpaugh: Wait a minute. Tserijemiwtz has two T's. The name you come up with don't have none.
Bess: That was the whole key. Some people spell the Czar of Russia T-S-A-R. But in America we spell it C-Z-A-R.
Lou Peckinpaugh: Any fool knows that.
Bess: So when I tried the American spelling, I came up with Ezra...
Bess, Lou Peckinpaugh: ...C.V. Mildew Dezire Jr.!
Lou Peckinpaugh: Of course! - Who the hell is he?
Bess: The owner of the Golden Gate Bridge.
Lou Peckinpaugh: Right. You did fine, angel. Now forget you ever heard that name. Don't ever repeat it to anyone. [the phone rings]
Bess: [into phone] Hello? - Yes, he is. Who's calling, please? [to Lou]
Bess: It's him! Ezra C.V. Mildew Dezire Jr.!
Lou Peckinpaugh: I told you not to repeat it!
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Bess: Hold onto your hat. Vladimir Tserijemiwtz is Ezra C.V. Mildew Dezire Jr.!
Lou Peckinpaugh: Wait a minute. Tserijemiwtz has two T's. The name you come up with don't have none.
Bess: That was the whole key. Some people spell the Czar of Russia T-S-A-R. But in America we spell it C-Z-A-R.
Lou Peckinpaugh: Any fool knows that.
Bess: So when I tried the American spelling, I came up with Ezra...
Bess, Lou Peckinpaugh: ...C.V. Mildew Dezire Jr.!
Lou Peckinpaugh: Of course! - Who the hell is he?
Bess: The owner of the Golden Gate Bridge.
Lou Peckinpaugh: Right. You did fine, angel. Now forget you ever heard that name. Don't ever repeat it to anyone. [the phone rings]
Bess: [into phone] Hello? - Yes, he is. Who's calling, please? [to Lou]
Bess: It's him! Ezra C.V. Mildew Dezire Jr.!
Lou Peckinpaugh: I told you not to repeat it!
Lou Peckinpaugh: Wait a minute. Tserijemiwtz has two T's. The name you come up with don't have none.
Bess: That was the whole key. Some people spell the Czar of Russia T-S-A-R. But in America we spell it C-Z-A-R.
Lou Peckinpaugh: Any fool knows that.
Bess: So when I tried the American spelling, I came up with Ezra...
Bess, Lou Peckinpaugh: ...C.V. Mildew Dezire Jr.!
Lou Peckinpaugh: Of course! - Who the hell is he?
Bess: The owner of the Golden Gate Bridge.
Lou Peckinpaugh: Right. You did fine, angel. Now forget you ever heard that name. Don't ever repeat it to anyone. [the phone rings]
Bess: [into phone] Hello? - Yes, he is. Who's calling, please? [to Lou]
Bess: It's him! Ezra C.V. Mildew Dezire Jr.!
Lou Peckinpaugh: I told you not to repeat it!
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Betty DeBoop: Hello, Fred, I was hoping you'd drop by.
Lou Peckinpaugh: The name is Lou, and we've never met.
Betty DeBoop: Let's not get in a sweat about details. - Aren't you going to light my fire?
Lou Peckinpaugh: Certainly. [He lights her cigarette]
Lou Peckinpaugh: I was just looking over your kindling wood.
Betty DeBoop: If you're not busy, Fred, I get off at two. Don't you think two's a good time to get off on?
Lou Peckinpaugh: The name is Lou, and we've never met.
Betty DeBoop: Let's not get in a sweat about details. - Aren't you going to light my fire?
Lou Peckinpaugh: Certainly. [He lights her cigarette]
Lou Peckinpaugh: I was just looking over your kindling wood.
Betty DeBoop: If you're not busy, Fred, I get off at two. Don't you think two's a good time to get off on?
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Rolando Downs: Gun battles, there's nothing cool about them - nothing exhilarating, just part of the job. You know, like a nurse that has to mop up unsanitary fluids after they've spilled on the floor.
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The Studio Head: This is a private area. What you think you're doing?
The Detective: I am investigating.
The Studio Head: Investigating what?
The Detective: A crime.
The Studio Head: What kind of crime?
The Detective: Murder.
The Studio Head: Whose?
The Detective: Yours.
The Studio Head: Cool!
The Detective: I am investigating.
The Studio Head: Investigating what?
The Detective: A crime.
The Studio Head: What kind of crime?
The Detective: Murder.
The Studio Head: Whose?
The Detective: Yours.
The Studio Head: Cool!
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