The Wrong Guy Quotes

Creepy Guy: Know how many assassins it took to kill JFK?
Nelson Hibbert: One?
Creepy Guy: Nope. There were no gunmen at all. His head just did that. I call it the No Bullet theory.

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Nelson Hibbert: Something happened to me back there with that gun pointed to my head. I had... um... I had a uh...
Lynn Holden: An epiphany?
Nelson Hibbert: No, no. It was more like a realization but on a grand scale...
Lynn Holden: An epiphany!
Nelson Hibbert: No, it had like religious proportions to it...
Lynn Holden: You're describing an epiphany...
Nelson Hibbert: But whatever it was, it made me realize how shallow my life has been...

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Nelson Hibbert: What kind of a man has a favorite daughter?
Mr. Nagel: Now, moving along...
Nelson Hibbert: And if you do have a favorite then you should label them! Favorite and not favorite!

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