That Darn Cat Quotes

Ingrid Randall: Can you imagine his wife? Mrs. Zeke Kelso... sounds like something that got caught in a clothes dryer.

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Landlady: Hold it! Who do you think you're kidding?
Iggy: What do you mean?
Landlady: You think I don't know what's going on upstairs?
Iggy: You do?
Landlady: I didn't come in from Stupidsville on last night's bus! You've got a woman in that apartment.
Iggy: Wow, hold it! What kind of talk is that?
Landlady: Don't double-talk me! I've got ears, haven't I?
Iggy: It's Dan's mother, you see she came down all un-expected like.
Landlady: I don't care if it's Pocahontas!

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Lizzie: I know karate.

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Patti Randall: [Patti, to FBI Supervisor Newton, while he is at the Marshall's house, speaking of DC] He's really diabolically clever.

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Patti Randall: [Inkie is Patti's nickname to Ingrid] Have a nice day, at the office, Inkie.
Ingrid Randall: Patti, you've got that terrible "butter-won't-melt-in-your-mouth" expression. I know what's going on, in your tiny little mind and I absolutely forbid it.

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[last lines] Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall): [to the policemen that just brought her home] You might as well wait for me. I'm going into the house to murder someone. Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall): Oh, Wilbur, don't try to hide. Come out and take your medicine like a man. Wilbur!

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