Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas Quotes

Beavis: [Reading the quote carved on his grave] Heeeere..luuuu..ieees..beeee..aaaaay..beeee..aaay..vis, Whoa, check it out, there's some dead dude with the same name as me, heee..never..scoooh..red, he never scored, heh, what a loser.
Buzzcut (Ghost of Christmas Future): Dammit Beavis, this is YOUR grave stone, this is how you will end up if you don't make any changes in your life, and don't you see, you never did anything with your life, you never left the house, all you did was watch Pornography, and because of that, you NEVER SCORED!!! [Pushes Beavis down the 6 ft. deep hole]
Beavis: Whoa, that sucks, maybe I am a little..maybe I was too...so like maybe it's time for me to like... [goes on til the dream fades off]

TV Show: Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, let's get out of here...
Stewart: Hey, no cutters buddy.
Butt-head: Shut up Stewart, come on Beavis, let's go.
Beavis: Uuuuummm, have we met before, sir?
Butt-head: It's me, you bunghole!
Beavis: Uuuummm, what's a bunghole?
Butt-head: You're a bunghole, bunghole!
Stewart: Hey, Cro magnon, you can't use a word to define one self.
Beavis: Yeah, Cro magnon.
Butt-head: I could TOO, bunghole, come on Beavis, let's go...
Beavis: Hey, let go pervert, we still have to give out Gingerbread Men.
Butt-head: Cut the crap Beavis, you still owe me a Dollar!
Beavis: Help, Help, who are you!?!

TV Show: Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas
Santa Butt-Head: Cool, it's a letter from a chick.

TV Show: Beavis and Butt-Head Do Christmas