Oliver's Travels Quotes

Oliver: [to Diane] All I can promise you is comfort and a few very old jokes.

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Oliver: It is better to travel hopefully than to arrive.

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Oliver: In the great galaxy of education: it was the best of terms, it was the worst of terms. My travels began once upon a time in the Rhondda Valley. I got up, washed, showered and shaved, ate my bran, checked the crossword, and went to work. As it turned out, I might have been better advised to stay at home. It depends on how you feel about murder, corruption, and organized crime. I have always been against them. On the other hand, I have always been in favor of love. A tricky little conundrum, and very like life.

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WPC Diane Priest: It's total madness! Madness is all anyone believes in these days!

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