Bachelor Party Quotes

"She/Tim: By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.

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Mr. Thompson: Rick, let's cut through the B.S.
Rick Gassko: I'd like that.
Mr. Thompson: I think you're an asshole.

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Rick Gassko: I hope you like potato salad... it's chunky style... my favorite!

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Rick Gassko: Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. [Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]
Rick Gassko: Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.

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Rick Gassko: It's time for spice, and the lucky spice is... paprika! Oh thank you, thank you! You've made me the happiest spice in the world!

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Rudy: Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!
Gary: Yeah! Yeah yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!

Movie: Bachelor Party