One Night Stand Quotes

Joey Styles: [Edge pins Bealuh whilst he performs a sex act on her] Sick bastard!

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John Layfield: [the fans are chanting to JBL, you suck dick] I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit bootie?

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John Layfield: [to Rey Mysterio] I got a ticket, you little Mexican.

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Mickey Sanderson: I met a stranger - I think I've known him all my life - I love him.

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Paul Heyman: Oh everybody lock up yer wives, it's Edge! I've got two words to say to you! Matt freakin' Hardy!

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[to non-smokers]
Bill Hicks: Bunch of whining little maggots. You obnoxious, self-righteous slags. Don't take that wrong.

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Max The Drunk: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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John: I told you I wasn't interested in being a one night stand!

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Kaylee: Oh my God, Ricky?
John: Nope, it's just me!

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