Cannonball Run II Quotes

Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.

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Don Don Canneloni: Can I buy you a drink?
Fenderbaum: But of course.
Don Don Canneloni: Cherice? Cherice? [Don Don looks over and sees the fight taking place]
Don Don Canneloni: Oh, they seem to be so busy.

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King: I order you back to America to win the Cannonball Run. I give you one last chance because you are my only son with a driver's license.
Shiek: But, Pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year.
King: So, buy one.

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Shiek: Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.

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Tony: We've put our heads together, and we've decided we're gonna rip off the Arab, on the road, during the car race.
Don Don Canneloni: Oh, you put your heads together, huh? IT MUST'VE SOUNDED LIKE A BOWLING ALLEY.

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[the last team finally arrives]
Race Official: Forget it, guys. You're four hours and fifteen martinis late.

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