As Good as It Gets Quotes

Melvin Udall: I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, "Spence," and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me.

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Melvin Udall: I don't get this place. They make me buy a new outfit and let you in a housedress. I don't get it.

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Melvin Udall: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City Sailor wanna hump-hump bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

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[dumping Verdell down the garbage chute]
Melvin Udall: This is New York, pal. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere!

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[Melvin has once again insulted her without realizing it]
Melvin Udall: Forget I said that.
Carol Connelly: I'll never forget you said it.

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[to Dr. Bettes, Spencer's wonderful new doctor]
Carol Connelly: Can we get you anything else? Water, coffee, couple of female slaves?

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