The Weird Al Show Quotes
Al as Keith Flint: (to the tune of Firestarter) I'm so angry at my idiotic barber! Think I'll stay in here til it grows out a little! Got a lousy haircut! A really stupid haricut! What a silly haircut! I can't believe this haircut!
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Al: Like I always say, "If you've got blacktop and you've got gelatin, you've got good eatin'!"
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Madame Judy: Okay, okay! Now me! Ohhhhhh! From my own collection, a crystal ball to guide your path. Look, you can see the future! Swirling in it already!
Hooded Avenger: Wait a minute, that's not the future. That's "Saved by the Bell."
Corky: Hey! This thing's picking up cable!
Hooded Avenger: Wait a minute, that's not the future. That's "Saved by the Bell."
Corky: Hey! This thing's picking up cable!
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Miner Mike: Home, eh? I don't see anything about a home here...
Miner Dave: No, doesn't say anything about a Hawaiian guy either!
Miner Dave: No, doesn't say anything about a Hawaiian guy either!
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[Al dips his arms into a vat of hot, melted chocolate and raises his fists triumphantly]
Al: I am so *cool!*
Al: I am so *cool!*
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