Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Quotes

Ignignokt: Thank you, Err. What was that thick shake?
Err: Well, now I'll tell you what it is. It's mayonnaise I found in the trash can!
Ignignokt: [throws up]
Err: And it had hair in it! And you drank it! 'Cause I'm your doctor! Do what I say!

Movie: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
Cybernetic Ghost: [attempting to distract Aqua Teens] Thousands of years ago I ran for treasurer of student council [Frylock slams door]
Cybernetic Ghost: . It involved a lot of hard work! We decorated many cookies. We spent all night putting up green frosting and then we drew up many posters but the principle called me down to her office and informed me that I had violated election rules...
Carl Brutananadilewski: [walking over] Yah thousands of years ago I kicked your ass... and I'm going to do it again right now!
Cybernetic Ghost: That is what Sister Margaret kept telling me if I displayed my physically agenda in her bathroom [Carl whacks off Ghost's head with Tire Iron]

Movie: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
Ignignokt: Err, if you want to achieve in this life, you must set your goals higher.
Err: I'm already pretty high.
Ignignokt: And so am I.

Movie: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
Master Shake: Now this square is the... man.
Meatwad: Ok.
Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus.
Meatwad: That's what it looks like?
Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house...
Meatwad: Mmhmm.
Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something.
Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go?
Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.
Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches?
Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula.
Meatwad: I knew it.
Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid.
Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good.
Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it.

Movie: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
[from trailer]
Master Shake: Did you see that chicken guy running around... that guy was weird.

Movie: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters