Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls Quotes
Ace: [holding a skunk, imitating Tony Montana in Scarface] Say hello to my STINKY little friend! [lifts the skunk's tail]
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Ace: [Impersonates William Shatner] There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Movie: Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls
Ashram Monk: What answer do you seek?
Ace: I need to know what the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man.
Ashram Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. You do still have the medallion, don't you?
Ace: Medallion? Why surely! I left it back, er, with my body.
Ashram Monk: Your aura is weakening...
Ace: OKAY! I threw it in the cave! What do you want from me? What are you, Mr. Perfect? You wanna know where it is? It's probably lying in a big pile of [coming to a realization, his spirit is transported back to his body]
Ace: Guano! They have Guano!
Ace: I need to know what the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man.
Ashram Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. You do still have the medallion, don't you?
Ace: Medallion? Why surely! I left it back, er, with my body.
Ashram Monk: Your aura is weakening...
Ace: OKAY! I threw it in the cave! What do you want from me? What are you, Mr. Perfect? You wanna know where it is? It's probably lying in a big pile of [coming to a realization, his spirit is transported back to his body]
Ace: Guano! They have Guano!
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[Ace is going at top speed towards the parking lot]
Fulton Greenwall: Mr. Ventura, shouldn't we slow down?
Ace: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
Fulton Greenwall: Mr. Ventura, shouldn't we slow down?
Ace: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!
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[last lines]
Ace: [the Tiny Warrior shrieks in Wachutu] What did he just say?
Fulton Greenwall: I *think* he said, she's not a virgin.
Ace: [pause] They can *tell* that?
Ace: [the Tiny Warrior shrieks in Wachutu] What did he just say?
Fulton Greenwall: I *think* he said, she's not a virgin.
Ace: [pause] They can *tell* that?
Movie: Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls