Clueless Quotes

Cher: Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.

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Christian: Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.

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Dionne: How's my breath? [Blows into Cher's face]
Cher: Ew, doritos. Mine? [Blows into Dionne's face]
Dionne: Fine.
Amber: Oh look! The airheads are giving each other a refill!

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Josh: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher: Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.

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Mel: So, what did you do in school today?
Cher: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.

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Mel: Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.
Cher: They *are* your parents.

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