Working Quotes

Cockroach: Excuse me, is this cockroach cross-dressers in crisis?

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Gertrude: Oh no! I am poisoned! [Gertrude proceeds to vomit over various audience members]

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Ophelia: Oh... Feeling a little nauseous... [Ophelia proceeds to vomit over various audience members]

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Opus: Aerotooter, aerotooter... aerotooter?

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Truffles: You would not see ME trying to fly.
Opus: I hope not. You're a pig.
Truffles: Rhinocerous.
Opus: Pig.
Truffles: Rhinocerous.
Opus: Pig. P-O-R-K. You know, the other white meat?

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[Adam is fighting doing Hamlet, and has stolen an audience member's purse]
Reed},, Austin: Adam! Give that back! [Both rip the bag out of his hand]
Adam Long: What? Is it wrong to take somebody's bag now?
Reed Martin: YES!
Adam Long: I can't do anything right with you two! Why don't you just take away my birthday!
Reed, Austin: What?
Adam Long: I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family.

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