Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Quotes

Customer: This isn't an argument! It's just contradiction!
Professional Arguer: No, it isn't!
Customer: Yes it is!
Professional Arguer: No, no, no!
Customer: It is!
Professional Arguer: No, it isn't!
Customer: Yes it is! An argument is an intellectual process! It isn't just contradiction!
Professional Arguer: Look, if I'm to argue with you, I have to take up a contracitary position!
Customer: Yes, but it's not just saying "No it isn't!"
Professional Arguer: Yes, it is!
Customer: No, it isn't!

Movie: Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Husband: It's the Bishop of Leicester.
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: Tattooed on the back of his neck. I think I'd better call the police.
Wife: Shouldn't you call the church?
Son: Call the Church Police.
Husband: Good idea.

Movie: Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl