Faerie Tale Theatre Quotes
Fairy Godmother: Honey, I'm your fairy godmother. Didn't you see me poof next to you?
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King: Who stands out there?
Wizard: Your loyal subjects come to pay their monthly tribute.
King: Send me one.
Wizard: Sir?
King: Send one of those fellows in here.
Wizard: Which, sir?
King: I don't care. Send me... That lowly stupid looking one that's covered with dust. Who's he?
Wizard: The miller, sir, with his sack of flour.
King: He'll do.
Wizard: Your loyal subjects come to pay their monthly tribute.
King: Send me one.
Wizard: Sir?
King: Send one of those fellows in here.
Wizard: Which, sir?
King: I don't care. Send me... That lowly stupid looking one that's covered with dust. Who's he?
Wizard: The miller, sir, with his sack of flour.
King: He'll do.
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Prince Richard: Why can't I find a woman who's... who's kind, and gentle and understanding?
Princess Alecia: And *fun*, Richard, and fun.
Prince Richard: And fun. Someone who's... who's... Well, just like you. Oh, I say.
Princess Alecia: And *fun*, Richard, and fun.
Prince Richard: And fun. Someone who's... who's... Well, just like you. Oh, I say.
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Stepmother: She's just Cinderella. She's nothing but a nothing.
Prince Henry: As they say, madam, it takes one to know one.
Prince Henry: As they say, madam, it takes one to know one.
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[Alecia has just drunk from Richard's glass]
Prince Richard: You've infected my milk!
Prince Richard: You've infected my milk!
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[after having transformed the step-mother and step-sisters into rabbits]
Fairy Godmother: I've been wanting to do that for a long time.
Fairy Godmother: I've been wanting to do that for a long time.
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Prince Henry: [referring to the glass slipper] It's a perfect fit. I've found my princess.
Cinderella: Thank you, I've been looking for that everywhere. [takes out the other slipper]
Arlene: She cheated!
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Cinderella: But Fairy Godmother, isn't it a little cruel to turn them into rabbits.
Fairy Godmother: They'll be back to normal at midnight.
Prince Henry: Midnight? Midnight! Then that explains...
Fairy Godmother: Not only handsome, but smart.
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Cinderella: Do you know anything about kissing?
Prince Henry: I'm almost certain it has something to do with the lips.
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Cinderella: I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.
Prince Henry: That's all right. In fact, it's quite refreshing. I get tired of being recognized all the time. Of course, it's hard to stay anonymous when your face is on all the money.
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King: I see in you the mark of intelligence.
The Miller: Me, sir?
King: You, Miller. I am surrounded by fools. You are the man who will give me good advice.
The Miller: Me?
King: Are you not intelligent?
The Miller: Um... [Shakes his head, then nods]
The Miller: Yes, sir, mm-hmm.
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King: Who stands out there?
Wizard: Your loyal subjects come to pay their monthly tribute.
King: Send me one.
Wizard: Sir?
King: Send one of those fellows in here.
Wizard: Which, sir?
King: I don't care. Send me... That lowly stupid looking one that's covered with dust. Who's he?
Wizard: The miller, sir, with his sack of flour.
King: He'll do.
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King: You must spin for me just one more night. And when you do, I will make you my wife.
Wizard: Wife? Uh, I mean to say, oh your wife?
King: My queen.
Wizard: The miller's daughter, my lord, your queen?
King: Yes, you toothless rube, where else am I going to meet a girl who's richer?
Wizard: I have teeth, sire.
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Miller's Daughter: Little man, oh little man? Oh, why won't you answer me?
Wizard: [Suddenly comes in] Did you call me?
Miller's Daughter: No!
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The Good Fairy: But someday a prince will come.
Henbane: You do have a way with words, dear heart.
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Prince Richard: I say, do you know where you are?
Princess Alecia: I know exactly where I am. I'm lost.
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Prince Richard: Something ghastly has happened to this room.
Princess Alecia: I cleaned it up.
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Prince Richard: Why can't I find a woman who's... who's kind, and gentle and understanding?
Princess Alecia: And *fun*, Richard, and fun.
Prince Richard: And fun. Someone who's... who's... Well, just like you. Oh, I say.
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Princess Alecia: I'd like to sympathize with you but unfortunately life isn't always perfect.
Prince Richard: Well, for a prince it jolly well ought to be.
Princess Alecia: But it isn't.
Prince Richard: Why not?
Princess Alecia: Because princes are human beings and human beings aren't perfect. Of course I come pretty close.
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Princess Alecia: Just a minute, you haven't passed *my* test. To see if you're a real prince or not.
Prince Richard: [he sputters] That is absurd, of course I'm the prince. Ask anybody.
Princess Alecia: Wait a minute. This is the test. You have to kiss me.
Prince Richard: That's it?
Princess Alecia: Would you wait a minute? You have to kiss me. And if you're a real prince, then I should hear trumpets playing and bells ringing, and I should see stars exploding.
Prince Richard: Oh, Lord. I... I suppose I could give it a whirl.
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King: What a beautiful lady. Well, are you going to introduce me?
Prince Henry: We're dancing, father.
King: So? I'm the King, introduce me.
Cinderella: I've heard so much about you.
Prince Henry: Can you come back again later? Please?
King: All right... No need to get huffy.
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Fairy Godmother: [after having transformed the step-mother and step-sisters into rabbits] I've been wanting to do that for a long time.
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Fairy Godmother: Honey, I'm your fairy godmother. Didn't you see me "poof" next to you?
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Queen Veronica: Who is this?
Prince Richard: This is Princess Alecia, who happens to be the girl I've decided to m-m-m-m...
Princess Alecia: Marry.
Prince Richard: Thank you.
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