Porkys Quotes
Balbricker: [Balbricker has a strong grip on Tommy Turner's penis through the shower room wall]
Balbricker: I've got you *NOW*, TOMMY TURNER! And I'm taking you to the principal! Somebody get me the principal! Mr. Carter! Somebody get me the principal!
Balbricker: [Tommy is struggling to get free] You disgusting, little, filthy, *pervert*! [Tommy finally gets free and gets out of there]
Balbricker: [through the wall] You *freak*! You filthy little pervert. I know you're in there. You dirty little *dickhead*!
Balbricker: I've got you *NOW*, TOMMY TURNER! And I'm taking you to the principal! Somebody get me the principal! Mr. Carter! Somebody get me the principal!
Balbricker: [Tommy is struggling to get free] You disgusting, little, filthy, *pervert*! [Tommy finally gets free and gets out of there]
Balbricker: [through the wall] You *freak*! You filthy little pervert. I know you're in there. You dirty little *dickhead*!
Movie: Porkys
Porky Wallace: You're gonna have to forgive my temper, Meat. But I'm glad to see my son-in-law's a moxie guy, 'cause that's just what I want for my grandson.
Meat Tuperello: What grandson?
Porky Wallace: The one from you and Bloosom, asshole. Why do you think you're doing here?
Meat Tuperello: Beats the **** out of me.
Porky Wallace: I hope we don't have to do that. Nah, that's not important. All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.
Meat Tuperello: What grandson?
Porky Wallace: The one from you and Bloosom, asshole. Why do you think you're doing here?
Meat Tuperello: Beats the **** out of me.
Porky Wallace: I hope we don't have to do that. Nah, that's not important. All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.
Movie: Porkys
Porky: Who's asking to see me?
Mickey: Mr. Porky, I am.
Porky: Whatta you want?
Mickey: Well, my friends and I would like to party with five of your girls upstairs in Porky's Pen.
Porky: You five of my piglets up in the pen? For how long?
Mickey: An hour.
Porky: A whole hour. What are you spending, bottle caps?
Mickey: No, a hundred dollars.
Porky: Ooh. A hundred dollars, for five ladies. [pause]
Porky: Go home, snot nose.
Mickey: Mr. Porky, I am.
Porky: Whatta you want?
Mickey: Well, my friends and I would like to party with five of your girls upstairs in Porky's Pen.
Porky: You five of my piglets up in the pen? For how long?
Mickey: An hour.
Porky: A whole hour. What are you spending, bottle caps?
Mickey: No, a hundred dollars.
Porky: Ooh. A hundred dollars, for five ladies. [pause]
Porky: Go home, snot nose.
Movie: Porkys
[first lines]
Broken Arms Hotel Manager: [Porky has found the bill of his hotel stay to be $152.50] You will, of course, pay the bill now before you leave, no?
Porky Pig: Uh, n-no. I mean, yes! My partner Daffy Duck will be r-r-right back. He's out c-c-cashing a cheque.
Daffy Duck: [mix to an elevator. The shadow of a hand shaking dice is seen through the elevator window] Come on, seven! Be good to Daffy. Don't fail me now!
Elevator Gambler: [Daffy throws the dice down and what he sees shocks him] Uh-oh! Snake eyes. Too bad. You is a dead duck... duck!
Porky Pig: [Daffy slumps out of the elevator and is about to open the door when he hears Porky's voice] Don't worry, Daffy will be right back with the bil-b-bil - money.
Broken Arms Hotel Manager: Well, I hope so. [Daffy suddenly barges in and jumps down the manager's throat]
Daffy Duck: Insulting my integrity, eh, fatso? Insinuating I'd flee this flea-bitten dump, eh, fatso? [Daffy has his head pushed so far into the manager's, they look wrinkled]
Daffy Duck: Intimating I'd abscond with your financial remunerations...
Daffy Duck: [Daffy pulls his head out of the manager's face] EH, FATSO? Hey, look, a Dick Tracy character - Pruneface!
Broken Arms Hotel Manager: [Porky has found the bill of his hotel stay to be $152.50] You will, of course, pay the bill now before you leave, no?
Porky Pig: Uh, n-no. I mean, yes! My partner Daffy Duck will be r-r-right back. He's out c-c-cashing a cheque.
Daffy Duck: [mix to an elevator. The shadow of a hand shaking dice is seen through the elevator window] Come on, seven! Be good to Daffy. Don't fail me now!
Elevator Gambler: [Daffy throws the dice down and what he sees shocks him] Uh-oh! Snake eyes. Too bad. You is a dead duck... duck!
Porky Pig: [Daffy slumps out of the elevator and is about to open the door when he hears Porky's voice] Don't worry, Daffy will be right back with the bil-b-bil - money.
Broken Arms Hotel Manager: Well, I hope so. [Daffy suddenly barges in and jumps down the manager's throat]
Daffy Duck: Insulting my integrity, eh, fatso? Insinuating I'd flee this flea-bitten dump, eh, fatso? [Daffy has his head pushed so far into the manager's, they look wrinkled]
Daffy Duck: Intimating I'd abscond with your financial remunerations...
Daffy Duck: [Daffy pulls his head out of the manager's face] EH, FATSO? Hey, look, a Dick Tracy character - Pruneface!
Movie: Porkys